PromoTheRobot Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 https://www.yahoo.com/sports/news/tom-bradys-absence-from-the-patriots-a-bit-of-a-mystery-210034894.html He probably went to Rio to hang with Giselle at the Olympic closing ceremonies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 he started a new business selling his raw, vegan, organic, gluten-free, expensive nuts https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/767834551951486985 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judman Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 I think he's spending some time alone on that mattress in his sport coat and turtle neck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SF Bills Fan Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Garappolo whacked him so he could start Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Frankish Reich Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 he started a new business selling his raw, vegan, organic, gluten-free, expensive nuts https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/767834551951486985 Umm, nuts don't have gluten. But if it has Tom's name on it, I'm buying it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 He may have sneaked off to a certain Canadian doctor.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Umm, nuts don't have gluten. But if it has Tom's name on it, I'm buying it!he also made sure to let us know they are non-dairy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Frankish Reich Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 he also made sure to let us know they are non-dairy I imagine any added HGH is sourced from artisanal cadavers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WotAGuy Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Why does any self-respecting Bills fan care about our nemesis? We have an overweight stoner soap opera to focus on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Frankish Reich Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Why does any self-respecting Bills fan care about our nemesis? We have an overweight stoner soap opera to focus on. Just one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUNCH OF MULARKEY Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 he started a new business selling his raw, vegan, organic, gluten-free, expensive nuts https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/767834551951486985 Some of the stuff you dig up is hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Just one? Well, just the one who's (kind of) left. And his "overweight" is what makes him the freak we love, because he's still quick as a bunny with a sailor cap despite the bulk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Now we know what he is doing - his doing Public Service work hunting down a public menace. http://bangordailynews.com/2016/08/20/news/portland/giant-snake-skin-found-near-river-in-westbrook/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Now we know what he is doing - his doing Public Service work hunting down a public menace. http://bangordailynews.com/2016/08/20/news/portland/giant-snake-skin-found-near-river-in-westbrook/ Did OJ hire him to find the killer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 I think he's spending some time alone on that mattress in his sport coat and turtle neck. They must have locked the place up and forgot he was in the room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jr1 Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 he's learning how to use scissors at a life skills seminar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 he also made sure to let us know they are non-dairy LOL! he started a new business selling his raw, vegan, organic, gluten-free, expensive nuts https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/767834551951486985 OMG you were serious! How do you come up with this stuff? I imagine any added HGH is sourced from artisanal cadavers No no, sourced from the finest raw, vegan, organic, gluten-free non-dairy GMOs! E. coli, to be specific. Smells like money! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Doug Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 he started a new business selling his raw, vegan, organic, gluten-free, expensive nuts https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/767834551951486985 Obviously a fake Twitter account. Tom Brady doesn't have any nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elroy16 Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Obviously a fake Twitter account. Tom Brady doesn't have any nuts. Not fake (solid joke though) and they're sold out. http://www.tb12store.com/collections/nutrition/products/tb12-snacks $200 for a nutrition manual. What a scam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 @espnmichele Brady on where he's been the last couple days: "I had to take care of something" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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