Just Jack Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 http://footballjobs.teamworkonline.com/teamwork/r.cfm?i=79579 POSITION SUMMARY The Information Technology Department of the Buffalo Bills has an immediate opening for a Systems Support Specialist. Under general direction of the VP of IT, the Systems Support Specialist will be responsible for providing routine support to end users on a variety of issues; identifying, researching and resolving technical problems. The incumbent will respond to telephone calls, email and personnel requests for technical support and document, track and monitor the problem to ensure a timely resolution. These responsibilities include, but are not limited to, user and event support. If you are a positive, engaging team player with a great work ethic then this is your chance to contribute in a progressive organization and be a part of one of the most storied franchises in the National Football League. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QB Bills Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Additional job responsibilities: Monitor Doug Whaley's outgoing email. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WotAGuy Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Part of the vetting process should be to review Chef Jim's hacked e-mail account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Jack, I submitted my resume to you... can you please delete all the fast food and corrections experience and replace it with smart words for "can log into email".... I CAN'T WAIT TO START! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDD Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Additional job responsibilities: Monitor Doug Whaley's outgoing email. Or at least encrypt the porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDIGGZ Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Tech support? I know a guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy10 Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Or at least don't use the VPN when viewing porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jr1 Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 another guy we can blame after losses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Listing TBD as a reference should do the trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDIGGZ Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Other responsibilities include: - getting mex for Rex - being bullied by Incognito - breaking up Percy Harvin fights - babysitting Fred's kids - getting towel whipped every time you walk by the showers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie Nails Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Other responsibilities include: - getting mex for Rex - being bullied by Incognito - breaking up Percy Harvin fights - babysitting Fred's kids - getting towel whipped every time you walk by the showers Smelling Boobie D's farts and guessing what he ate for lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountryCletus Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Other responsibilities include: - getting mex for Rex - being bullied by Incognito - breaking up Percy Harvin fights - babysitting Fred's kids - getting towel whipped every time you walk by the showers Rex will mess with anyones feet, but her gets his own Mex!!!! hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Other responsibilities include: - getting mex for Rex - being bullied by Incognito - breaking up Percy Harvin fights - babysitting Fred's kids - getting towel whipped every time you walk by the showers Cleaning the foot fetish porn of Rex's computer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted March 20, 2015 Author Share Posted March 20, 2015 .... and replace it with smart words for "can log into email".... I CAN'T WAIT TO START! "Can access, review, and respond to daily communications among staff members in a timely manner" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BackInDaDay Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 From the desk of Russ Brandon ~ With the completion of the NFL's investigation into alleged 'psychological abuse' charges leveled against former head coach Doug Marrone having been completely resolved with an enforceable 'cease and desist' order, the Analytics Dept is pleased to announce they are now comfortable in expanding their operations beyond the first floor Men's room - into the custodial closet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Or at least don't use the VPN when viewing porn.vola? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 (edited) Maybe Willis has mad IT skills? Or skeeball, if he goes the Dave and Busters route. Edited March 20, 2015 by Augie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heitz Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 i.e fixing the players Microsoft Surface tablets... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 - creating invisible backdoors to the Patriots computer network - mirroring SDS's TSW server to provide useful information for the analytics department - creatively flaming Tim Graham on Twitter - ruining Jerry Sullivan's credit history Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thronethinker Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Im sure this would require working during the games, that is a deal breaker for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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