Dirtbag Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Doug Whaley always has that "I'm stoned, but it helps me think better" look to him. this finally explains the watkins move. doug was so stoned he had no idea what was going on. no wonder he described that trade as "totally groovy" in the presser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 i'm just wondering if russ will be swooning again: Â Â Â Â LMAO!!! Â I knew Doug was his hire!!!! Â Â Whats even more scary is we cant see where his hands are..... Â Â CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevewin Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Where's the Empty Podium when you need him? Needs to update his avatar post-haste! Â http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/user/7039-empty-podium/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miyagi-Do Karate Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 (edited) Doug Whaley always has that "I'm stoned, but it helps me think better" look to him. Russ, on the other hand, looks like a newspaper delivery boy holding out the Christmas calendar waiting for a tip. This is hilarious and so true.Where's the Empty Podium when you need him? Now you know why Marrone wanted to control everything, including audio/visual department. My money is on 15 minutes of fuzz, an empty podium, and some intern shuffling papers. Edited January 14, 2015 by JR in Pittsburgh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted January 14, 2015 Author Share Posted January 14, 2015 This is hilarious and so true. Â Now you know why Marrone wanted to control everything, including audio/visual department. My money is on 15 minutes of fuzz, an empty podium, and some intern shuffling papers. That was one of the funniest parts of the Mario presser...we were all thinking "Mario must be wondering if they are videotaping this on Beta cassettes" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 (edited) After Rex went to the Sabres game last night, they will announce that Rex has lost confidence in the owner and will instead be going to Chicago. Â Then they wiil bring out the new coach, Marv Levy. Edited January 14, 2015 by PastaJoe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty Podium Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Where's the Empty Podium when you need him? Â You rang? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fridge Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Â You rang? Wait...what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddenboy Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 (edited) Â You rang? Â (no hijack intended here. But a Podium is something you stand on, to raise yourself higher. From the greek root Pod, meaning feet. Think podiatrist = foot doctor. Â Then there's Dais or Rostrom, for the small mini-stage where there's usually a table for multiple speakers to sit behind. Â A Lectern is the slant-fronted stand used to hold reading material. Think Lecture. http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/lectern?show=0&t=1421253359 Â An orchestra conductor stands on a podium, with his sheet music on a lectern.) Â Not that anybody remotely cares, or even should. Just sayin. Somebody once 'splained it to me (http://judgepedia.org/Howard_H._Shore), so I'm paying it forward. Carry on, sirs. Edited January 14, 2015 by maddenboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne Cubed Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 1) What color tie will Rex wear? b) Red, with blue and white stripes 2) What news reporter will Rex slam to the ground for asking a dumb ass question? a) Jerry 3) What type of drink will Rex have at the podium? d) Aquafina (other) Tiebreaker: The length of time our live feed will be !@#$ed up because the media assistant will be pulling cords and walking across the camera cables (re-visit the Mario live feed) a) <5 minutes Second tiebreaker: Number of times Doug Marrone walks through the backdrop and photobombs the presser wearing a beach hat, sunblock and a London Monarchs crop top jersey with flip flops?? 7, for each time he punted inside the Bills own 50. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 1) e. plain blue  2) b Timmah !  3) b   1st tie break - b  2nd tiebreak - none  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 There's a woman on the Bills webcast now getting close ups of her licking her lips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRH Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 There's a woman on the Bills webcast now getting close ups of her licking her lips. Â Â Beat me to it! Better visual than the tech guy at the Mario PC at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Rex should do the presser in a Bills hoodie with cut off sleeves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted January 14, 2015 Author Share Posted January 14, 2015 Rex should do the presser in a Bills hoodie with cut off sleeves That would be fantastic. Â There's a MILFy babe doing the "duck lips" thing but I have no audio....damn AV geeks are screwing up again (just like Norman in my fourth grade class who screwed up the film projector) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rivermont Mike Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 The camera is not her friend on the closeups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Â Â Beat me to it! Better visual than the tech guy at the Mario PC at least. Thought same thing..apparently someone from NFL network...upgraded facilities means no empty rostrum (wtf?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanthos Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 This is like the NFL network uncensored…lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted January 14, 2015 Author Share Posted January 14, 2015 This is like the NFL network uncensored…lol All we need is Michael Irvin to show up on cam with some white powdery substance around his right nostril. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanthos Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Start the dramatic movie music! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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