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It's noteworthy that so many candidates she endorsed for the 2014 mid-terms lost. And she'll be turning 69 just before the elections, which would make her the 2nd oldest president-elect, if god forbid it happens. I don't know if people want a president who is that old.

 

Sexist.

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MSNBC panel: Hillary’s biggest problem is going to be Obama ................just like everyone else.............lol

 

 

 

 

 

ABC News: Civil war among Democrats over Team Hillary lifeboats already

 

Hillary Clinton’s throngs of potential consultants and officials couldn’t wait a few weeks to begin jockeying for power in the Great Coronation March (New And Improved Edition). According to ABC News, someone on the inside of a private listserv has leaked e-mails in an attempt to kneecap two other potential campaign leaders:

 

 

 

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  • 2 weeks later...

http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/plans-for-ucla-visit-give-rare-glimpse-into-hillary-clintons-paid-speaking-career/2014/11/26/071eb0cc-7593-11e4-bd1b-03009bd3e984_story.html

 

Van Halen was notorious foradding seemingly frivioulous clauses into their contracts too. But they did it for safety. VH shows were full of pyrotechics and various stagecraft. If they found brown m&M's, it was proof the cocert promotor didn't read the contract thoroughly and may have over looked the important stuff too.

 

What's Hilary's reason?

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Well then, they missed Hilly rockin' the "hands up, don't shoot" meme.

 

Oh and read the 2nd comment for that article.

This one? :lol:

"The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by investigators at a major U.S. research university. The new element has been named Hillarium. The chemical symbol of Hillarium is Bs.

 

Hillarium has no protons or electrons and thus has an atomic number of 0. However, it does have one neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons and 111 assistant vice neutrons, which gives it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force that involves the continuous exchange of meson-like particles called morons.

Hillarium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Hillarium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Hillarium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass. When catalyzed with money, Hillarium activates CNNadnausium and MSNBCobnoxium, elements that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since each has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Hillarium. Hillarium has also been reported in some war torn countries to inexplicably draw sniper fire out of thin air where no snipers are present, and to cause shoes to catapult across the room as a result of intense attraction to Hillarium.

Since it has no electrons, Hillarium is inert. However, it can be detected chemically as it impedes every reaction it comes in contact with. According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Hillarium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would have normally occurred in less than a second. Paradoxically, in the presence of anti-morons, Hillarium is highly corrosive. The presence of Hillarium is also easily detected using Gagger Counters.

Hillarium has a normal half-life of approximately four years, at which time it does not decay, but instead undergoes a transmutation, appearing in a new location but displaying the same properties. In this process, assistant neutrons, vice neutrons and assistant vice neutrons exchange places. Some studies have shown that the atomic mass actually increases after each transmutation.

 

Research at other laboratories indicates that Hillarium occurs naturally in the atmosphere. It tends to concentrate at certain points such as government agencies, large corporations, and universities. It can usually be found in the newest, best appointed, and best maintained buildings.

Scientists point out that Hillarium is known to be toxic at any level of concentration and can easily destroy any productive reaction where it is allowed to accumulate. Human mortalities have resulted from exposure to Hillarium. Hillarium threatens to become a pandemic by 2016. Infection symptoms need to be more thoroughly researched, but appear to include a loss of all logical and critical thinking abilities, loss of all consideration for others, onset of paranoia and conspiracy theory predilections (commonly heard are protestations of a "vast right wing conspiracy" and a "War on Women" -- in which ironically Kennedy has the first confirmed kill), and, of course, the already noted tendency towards fatalities.

Generous use of prophylactic doses of intense reality as soon as possible after possible exposure to Hillarium is a prudent and wise precaution. Large doses of Fiscal and Constitutional Conservatism may be particularly useful. Encourage all your friends and family to take similar precautions, and vote for candidates in 2016 who will work to protect us from the possible scourge of a Hillarium pandemic. Attempts are being made to determine how Hillarium can be controlled to prevent irreversible damage, but results to date are not promising."
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Keep in mind it was Barack H. Obama who made the first public connection between Hillary and smell.

 

Hillary Clinton has lost that ‘new car’ smell

by Dana Milbank

 

http://www.washingto...ry.html?hpid=z3

 

 

 

Hillary Clinton Will Never Be President : Her ship has come in, but has it also sailed? (Yes, it has)

by Andrew Stiles

 

http://freebeacon.com/blog/hillary-clinton-will-never-be-president/

 

 

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Keep in mind it was Barack H. Obama who made the first public connection between Hillary and smell.

 

Hillary Clinton has lost that ‘new car’ smell

by Dana Milbank

 

http://www.washingto...ry.html?hpid=z3

 

 

 

Hillary Clinton Will Never Be President : Her ship has come in, but has it also sailed? (Yes, it has)

by Andrew Stiles

 

http://freebeacon.co...r-be-president/

 

Part of me feels like a Hillary presidency is inevitable, and part of me feels like the best way to understand how the left feels about Hillary running is to understand how the right would feel if it found out John McCain was its front runner again.

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