DC Tom Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Nazi sympathesizer Nazis wore brown. Given that Santa wears red, has an extensive but highly secret surveillence network that he uses to enforce "good" behavior with an arbitrary and opaque system of reward and punishment with no possibility of appeal, and has an extensive system across the Arctic of what can only be called slave labor of a dispossessed minority that HE says are merely working for the collective good, he's clearly not just a communist, but an NKVD apparatchik in the classic Stalinist style. I wouldn't be surprised to find out he spends his off-season starving out Ukranian kulaks. I want to know how this topic got so far with out the almighty Tom chirping in... Because I didn't give a **** until it hit PPP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outsidethebox Posted November 28, 2013 Author Share Posted November 28, 2013 Nazis wore brown. Given that Santa wears red, has an extensive but highly secret surveillence network that he uses to enforce "good" behavior with an arbitrary and opaque system of reward and punishment with no possibility of appeal, and has an extensive system across the Arctic of what can only be called slave labor of a dispossessed minority that HE says are merely working for the collective good, he's clearly not just a communist, but an NKVD apparatchik in the classic Stalinist style. I wouldn't be surprised to find out he spends his off-season starving out Ukranian kulaks. Because I didn't give a **** until it hit PPP. Chris Kringle Jong-un? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 Chris Kringle Jong-un? "The Year Without a Santa Clauss" was prophetic in that Heat Miser bears a striking resemblance to Kim Jong Ill and Snow Miser is a mirror image of Putin. Thankfully, Mother Nature (Margaret Thatcher) set those boys straight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taro T Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 "The Year Without a Santa Clauss" was prophetic in that Heat Miser bears a striking resemblance to Kim Jong Ill and Snow Miser is a mirror image of Putin. Thankfully, Mother Nature (Margaret Thatcher) set those boys straight. Heat Miser isn't KJI, he's FAR more sinister. He's the one they call 'the hoodie.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outsidethebox Posted November 29, 2013 Author Share Posted November 29, 2013 "The Year Without a Santa Clauss" was prophetic in that Heat Miser bears a striking resemblance to Kim Jong Ill and Snow Miser is a mirror image of Putin. Thankfully, Mother Nature (Margaret Thatcher) set those boys straight. LOL! That was pretty funny and accurate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 I opened this thread expecting it to be about how Rudolph is a giant coke head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 "all of the other Reindeers, used to laugh and call him names" Clear case of bullying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 If I am not mistaken, that picture is of a deer shedding its OWN velvet. Whoever made that meme doesn't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 If I am not mistaken, that picture is of a deer shedding its OWN velvet. Whoever made that meme doesn't know. Yes, I'm sure the person who made that meme mistakenly believes it's actually Rudolph after a murderous rampage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 If I am not mistaken, that picture is of a deer shedding its OWN velvet. Whoever made that meme doesn't know. Good point...also (the "deer hunter" in me did a double take) a deer still in spots is a fawn and would never have a rack like that...the spots would be long gone at antler shedding. Funny meme though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 If I am not mistaken, that picture is of a deer shedding its OWN velvet. Whoever made that meme doesn't know. No, you're mistaken, that's an actual reindeer, obviously in Lapland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 Yes, I'm sure the person who made that meme mistakenly believes it's actually Rudolph after a murderous rampage. That is not the point, but they probably did. Its the deer's OWN velvet that is rubbing off. There's not even a murderous rampage that can be IMPLIED here. Funny meme, but stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Vader Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 Santa Clause just kicked out Rudolph for having a red nose. I never realized Santa was a racist. My world is shattered! Santa didn't kick out Rudolph, it was the reindeer coach Comet, that did that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 That is not the point, but they probably did. Its the deer's OWN velvet that is rubbing off. There's not even a murderous rampage that can be IMPLIED here. Funny meme, but stupid. Santa didn't kick out Rudolph, it was the reindeer coach Comet, that did that. No but he did say that if Rudolph continued to have a red nose he'd be unfit to pull his sleigh someday. Racist bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 (edited) No but he did say that if Rudolph continued to have a red nose he'd be unfit to pull his sleigh someday. Racist bastard. You'll also recall Santa's comment to Rudolph's father, Donner, upon finding out about his nose: "You should be ashamed of yourself." Now some would argue that Santa was actually talking about Donner's effort to hide Rudolph's nose with some mud, but all evidence is to the contrary based on the truth you cite above. Red nose? No sleigh-pulling. Santa suggests that Donner should be ashamed of himself for giving birth to such a non-conformist. Edited November 29, 2013 by LABillzFan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 You'll also recall Santa's comment to Rudolph's father, Donner, upon finding out about his nose: "You should be ashamed of yourself." Now some would argue that Santa was actually talking about Donner's effort to hide Rudolph's nose with some mud, but all evidence is to the contrary based on the truth you cite above. Red nose? No sleigh-pulling. Santa suggests that Donner should be ashamed of himself for giving birth to such a non-conformist. Good point. That comment by Santa always bothered me when we watched the show in grade school. Then, at the end of the movie, when it's damn foggy and he realizes Rudy's nose might serve a purpose, he comes crawling back full of apologies?? Well fu#$ you St. Nick, I have better things to do than haul your sorry, unappreciative ass all over the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Good point. That comment by Santa always bothered me when we watched the show in grade school. Then, at the end of the movie, when it's damn foggy and he realizes Rudy's nose might serve a purpose, he comes crawling back full of apologies?? Well fu#$ you St. Nick, I have better things to do than haul your sorry, unappreciative ass all over the world. You can almost hear that kool-aid-drinking progressive man-elf begging Rudolph, insisting, "It's for the children!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 According to Santa, Rudolph didn't do that. Somebody else made it happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 (edited) Good point. That comment by Santa always bothered me when we watched the show in grade school. Then, at the end of the movie, when it's damn foggy and he realizes Rudy's nose might serve a purpose, he comes crawling back full of apologies?? Well fu#$ you St. Nick, I have better things to do than haul your sorry, unappreciative ass all over the world. So Obama is Santa? Oh wait, you said comes crawling back full of apologies. Never mind. Edited November 30, 2013 by Chef Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 I'm still trying to figure our the relation between Santa and Vixen. Ms. Santa (who I've seen pictures of doesn't really fill that bill) so I'm wondering just what kind of man Santa might be? I'll just PM Jboyst to get the answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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