transient Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 I offer this enhancement to the number two suggestion. (Wide Starboard is still champion): "Ashton Youboaty - Worth Millions" psstt... that was Ko Simpson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoshone Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 "Hey, you scratched my anchor" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Jose Bills Fan Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 reed83, my good friend, in honor of your suggestion, YE OLE humbly submits this parody of the Gilligan's Island theme song. Enjoy! Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, A tale of a woeful team It started around 2001 That this team was not THE WHIP. The GM was a guy named Donahoe, Gregg Williams brave and sure. Our fanbase set sail that day For a three year rebuild, a three year rebuild. Free agency started getting rough, Many draft picks were tossed, If we didn't make a trade for Drew The offense would be lost, the offense would be lost. The team embarked upon an unprecedented drought With Russ Brandon Marv Levy too, The billionaire and his wife, The Chanimal Buddy Nix and Dick Jauron, Here on the Buffalo Bills. So here's the tale of castways, They're here for a long, long time, They'll have to make the best of things, It's an uphill climb. Doug Whaley and Marrone's crew, Will do their very best, To make this team competitive, In the AFC East. No Byrd, no guards, no cornerbacks, Not a single luxury, Like a Dave Wannstedt gameplan, As primative as can be. So join us here each week my freinds, You're sure to get a smile, From this band of castways, Here on the Buffalo Bills. Ye Ole Salt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 The John Jetsam McCargo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turftoe Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 A F Sea ya later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallow Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Knot Gonna Wind High Motor White Guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hotpockets28 Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 3 and 1 =Hailmary time!!!..play calling brought to you by Chan failey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Jose Bills Fan Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Captain Checkdown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hotpockets28 Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 "spillers winded"..."Cj needs a break".....why so serious?......Da failey McMaybin 13 years and no PUH-LAY-OFFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skibum Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 The Undrafted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macaroni Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 unpaid Bills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Chroise Flutopia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Lightning Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Long thread but the issue was settled early on. You can't top Wide Starboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramblin' Rob Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 My Grandfather named his sailboat 'Ralph'. Not after the much maligned Bills owner Ralph Wilson. No, my yacht club member grandfather named his boat after sea sickness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wing Man Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 The Edmund Fitzblunder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keepthefaith Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 This from a relative's boat and perfect for a Bills fan looking to relax.... "It Just Doesn't Matter" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExWNYer Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 'The Comeback' Or simply... 'January 3, 1993' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Campy Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Hey, I'm new here and don't know if this is appropriate to post here but I just bought a boat and am in need of a good name. I want to incorporate water/boating lingo and something Bills. Either a players name or something Bills related and am struggling. I was hoping you guys could be more clever than I am In nautical lore they say it's good luck to have repeated letters in a vessel's name. I've long since sold her, but I had 23' deep V runabout, and had she been a bit bigger, I would have named her "Buffalo Belle," kind of a play on our team's name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed83HOF Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 reed83, my good friend, in honor of your suggestion, YE OLE humbly submits this parody of the Gilligan's Island theme song. Enjoy! Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, A tale of a woeful team It started around 2001 That this team was not THE WHIP. The GM was a guy named Donahoe, Gregg Williams brave and sure. Our fanbase set sail that day For a three year rebuild, a three year rebuild. Free agency started getting rough, Many draft picks were tossed, If we didn't make a trade for Drew The offense would be lost, the offense would be lost. The team embarked upon an unprecedented drought With Russ Brandon Marv Levy too, The billionaire and his wife, The Chanimal Buddy Nix and Dick Jauron, Here on the Buffalo Bills. So here's the tale of castways, They're here for a long, long time, They'll have to make the best of things, It's an uphill climb. Doug Whaley and Marrone's crew, Will do their very best, To make this team competitive, In the AFC East. No Byrd, no guards, no cornerbacks, Not a single luxury, Like a Dave Wannstedt gameplan, As primative as can be. So join us here each week my freinds, You're sure to get a smile, From this band of castways, Here on the Buffalo Bills. Kyle's Achilles Keel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Just Give It To 'Em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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