DC Tom Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 NO WAY! BB has to be the QB coach. He loves him some QBs. NYC Bill DBs coach. Captain Hindsight ST coach. valle7878 D-line coach. Fig Newton OC Joe the six pack DC Pearl Howardman HC Can I be the PR director? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Búfalo Blanco Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Nominate me, the Webster Guy (which is actually me and my brother Jeff). As President/CEO and GM we promise the following: 1. Beer sales START at halftime. Lord knows the second half is when your headache starts and our team gets out-adjusted. 2. Artificial snow for every game. 3. Prime seating for all Two Bills Drive Posters that haven't told me I'm an idiot on the message board (that leaves two of you) 4. Awesome kids section that allows a halftime race on the field. 5. No more fat security guards obstructing your view, hot chicks with tasers now keep the peace. 6. Every kickoff gets returned or the guy gets cut. (hey if we're gonna give up 50 points a game lets take some risks people) 7. No Celino and Barnes ads. Ever. The only low-lifes we promote are Canadian Beer Brewers. 8. Strictly Rush music over the loud speakers. With condolences and respect to Ozzy, Queen and AC/DC 9. We rename the Stadium to something other than the owners name. (cheesy) Something cool like Lakeside Park or Orchard Park Stadium. Sorry but naming rights are gay. (Lucas Oil? Really? I hope that check was worth it....) 10. More reverses, flea flickers, fake punts and FG's, blitzes, bombs, big beers, fireworks, free hot pretzels for kids, tv's in the bathrooms, and full video access to our draft room, scouting reports, and all discussions made on draft day available free on streaming video from the website on the day after the draft. Vote Webster Guy for Bills Dictator.............. I'm on the campaign trail!!! All hail Dictator Webster Guy!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Can I run the concession stands ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NastyNateSoldiers Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 I nominate myself for GM, I can draft us some studs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 No one mentioned Astro as head scout? Hmmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 I'm not trying to be too much of a wiseguy, but I'm surprised nobody has nominated Hopeful for OC. Think Moneyball. Hopeful can provide all the statistical analysis to pick the correct play based on down, distance, time on the clock, wind speed and direction, injuries on both teams, sunspots, phase of the moon, defensive line-up and formation, etc, etc, etc, I bet that would quickly mean the end to long throws to the far sideline on third and short. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob's House Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Hahahaha... Great answers... I see a lot of the same names being nominated... Looks like the head coaching job could be a race between Buffalo Barbarian and Promo The Robot... I personally would prefer PTR to be the nation scout of talent and also choose our draft picks... The Barbarian's street cred is rising with the success of Tannehill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreakPop Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 I'll be chief accounting officer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Jose Bills Fan Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 No one mentioned Astro as head scout? Hmmm. You just did. I'm gonna nominate BillsVet for Chris Brown's job. He might not last very long in that position though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Can I run the concession stands ? You have to serve more than stromboli. Please list out what items you would have, and pricing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 I don't know about head coach, but if I were GM over the last twelve years, this team would be in much better shape. No exaggeration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdand12 Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 I would not like to be in charge of anything. if i may. But i want to be on the team. I will play hard and not get too tired and grumpy in the second half of games. And i want some milk and cookies then a short nap at halftime should work . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DallasBillsFan1 Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 I nominate myself. I would run "Spider 2 Y Banana" every down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 I nominate myself. I would run "Spider 2 Y Banana" every down. Who's the primary? GO BILLS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poblano Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 i want to be regional scout in some of the mexican beaches( or maybe brazilian) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefenseWinzChampionshipz Posted October 12, 2012 Author Share Posted October 12, 2012 No one mentioned Astro as head scout? Hmmm. Ohhhhh you see? I told u guys I'm not good with names... I forgot there was another robot... Whichever one of those robots has the Draftek website, then that's the one I meant to say that I would like to be our scout of talent and also choose our draft picks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 You have to serve more than stromboli. Please list out what items you would have, and pricing. Nickel beer! Long live Mead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billsguy Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 I honestly believe that there are very knowledgeable people on this board and if we had the chance to choose a head coach from here, that he would do a better job than our 4 previous head coaches.. Let's go back to the previous postings on TBD for contenders. For example, the 95%+ of posters who raved about the hiring of Dave Wannstedt as defensive coordinator are prime candidates. Go back to these posts and re-read all the glowing things that were written about Wanny by these super informed posters. It is great reading and hilarious too!!! If that doesn't get you the candidates you need then go back to all the posts defending Chan Gailey and Buddy Nix. Huge laughs reading these old posts, but yet no one seems to take responsibility for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsrcursed Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 Let's go back to the previous postings on TBD for contenders. For example, the 95%+ of posters who raved about the hiring of Dave Wannstedt as defensive coordinator are prime candidates. Go back to these posts and re-read all the glowing things that were written about Wanny by these super informed posters. It is great reading and hilarious too!!! If that doesn't get you the candidates you need then go back to all the posts defending Chan Gailey and Buddy Nix. Huge laughs reading these old posts, but yet no one seems to take responsibility for them. Well aren't you the Buzzkill.... Maybe WGR could hire you to do the afternoon Bills show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefenseWinzChampionshipz Posted October 12, 2012 Author Share Posted October 12, 2012 Let's go back to the previous postings on TBD for contenders. For example, the 95%+ of posters who raved about the hiring of Dave Wannstedt as defensive coordinator are prime candidates. Go back to these posts and re-read all the glowing things that were written about Wanny by these super informed posters. It is great reading and hilarious too!!! If that doesn't get you the candidates you need then go back to all the posts defending Chan Gailey and Buddy Nix. Huge laughs reading these old posts, but yet no one seems to take responsibility for them. Damn... Negative much? This thread was supposed to be "fun" I nominate you as the fun police... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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