bowery4 Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 in all seriousness, its like you have to be a jerk in order to get laid... especially with girls you like. its just not in my blood. i just treat people the way i would want to be treated. w/e See now jerking and getting laid not the same thing. I knew that "be yourself" stuff was going to confuse you. My advise really, and I wouldn't tell this to most people (but hey you ARE special), just pay for it a few times when you need it. Nothing is free in life, you won't have to think so much about chemistry and all that budding relationship BS and you won't be/come off so desperate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 If you're looking for a change of pace, you could always try your left hand. I hear the Cowboys have some holes you can line up for..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Give this a spin. Next time you're with a girl and there's some rapport, say the following (preferably whisper it into her ear). "We're not going to have sex tonight because, frankly, you haven't earned it yet. But I feel compelled to warn you...the first time we !@#$, it may intimidate you. Because I'm a man. And I know how to do things." You do this? I try to bang the ones I haven't talked to that much. Pick up smoking, MDP. Not only will it help keep you slim, but it's a really easy way to have conversations if you like the skinny smoking type of girl. Smokers unite outside of bars, since we're all ostracized now. And this has been said a million times in various forms, but it's worth saying again: don't give a !@#$. Just don't. If you care less, you'll be more confident in your interactions with women. If you're more confident (and you're not a friggin weirdo [that means no lectures about hammers]) women will be more attracted to you. Attraction is highly correlated with sex, believe it or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 You do this? I try to bang the ones I haven't talked to that much. Pick up smoking, MDP. Not only will it help keep you slim, but it's a really easy way to have conversations if you like the skinny smoking type of girl. Smokers unite outside of bars, since we're all ostracized now. And this has been said a million times in various forms, but it's worth saying again: don't give a !@#$. Just don't. If you care less, you'll be more confident in your interactions with women. If you're more confident (and you're not a friggin weirdo [that means no lectures about hammers]) women will be more attracted to you. Attraction is highly correlated with sex, believe it or not. Absolutely. My current girlfriend - the first question I asked her was "So, what's your name?". The second was "What's your favorite position?". Women get titillated by talk, whereas men are more visual. Broaching the subject without fear often leads to a positive reaction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Absolutely. My current girlfriend - the first question I asked her was "So, what's your name?". The second was "What's your favorite position?". What was the answer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 What was the answer? A playful gasp. Texted later, "third base". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Absolutely. My current girlfriend - the first question I asked her was "So, what's your name?". The second was "What's your favorite position?". Women get titillated by talk, whereas men are more visual. Broaching the subject without fear often leads to a positive reaction. Too bad I can't stand talking to them. Can't have a conversation in a club anyway. It's all eyes there. Getting the "eyes" --> dancing --> makeout --> "Let's get out of here" Or skip the eyes. That's cool too, especially if you're a good, confident dancer. A playful gasp. Texted later, "third base". Niiiiice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optometric Insight Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 (edited) A playful gasp. Texted later, "third base". Oh that's cool, she's a softball player. Third base is a hard position, you need fast reflexes or you'll get burned. I prefer to play third base myself then any where else, just seems natural. And as I'm typing this, I realize that you aren't talking about baseball or softball. Boy, was that some party last night... Edited August 4, 2012 by Teen Insight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 A playful gasp. Texted later, "third base". Is Ennifer aware of any of this stuff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARCELL DAREUS POWER Posted August 4, 2012 Author Share Posted August 4, 2012 Im just a naturally shy person... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Im just a naturally shy person... Unless you're really good looking, shy ain't gonna fly. And there's no need to act like a jerk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 Is Ennifer aware of any of this stuff? You know as well as I do what kind of hellfire I'm in for if Ennifer finds out. Don't be a stool pigeon, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARCELL DAREUS POWER Posted August 5, 2012 Author Share Posted August 5, 2012 Unless you're really good looking, shy ain't gonna fly. And there's no need to act like a jerk. I am really good looking... girls approach me a ton... but i get nervous... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 I am really good looking... girls approach me a ton... but i get nervous... Why? They came up to you, they are already impressed, all you gotta do is talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Why? They came up to you, they are already impressed, all you gotta do is talk. Well there's your problem... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 I am really good looking... girls approach me a ton... but i get nervous... For you, my advice before talking to a girl? Drink. Heavily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 For you, my advice before talking to a girl? Drink. Heavily. And get her to do the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 Finally, a chart that will show MDP just how bad his love life is. http://techland.time.com/2012/08/17/chart-dating-in-the-texting-era/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 Finally, a chart that will show MDP just how bad his love life is. http://techland.time...he-texting-era/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 Not sure if this resource has been suggested but.... The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists by Neil Strauss http://www.amazon.com/The-Game-Penetrating-Society-Artists/dp/0060554738 This book will change your life, and drastically improve your sex life. I promise you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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