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Idiocracy!

 

 

"The years passed, mankind became stupider at a frightening rate. Some had high hopes the genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution, but sadly the greatest minds and resources where focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections"

 

"Go away...baitin'"

 

"You see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square."

 

"Don't worry, scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now."

 

"Comin' up next on The Violence Channel: An all-new "Ow, My Balls!""

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Idiocracy!

 

 

"The years passed, mankind became stupider at a frightening rate. Some had high hopes the genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution, but sadly the greatest minds and resources where focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections"

 

"Go away...baitin'"

 

"You see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square."

 

"Don't worry, scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now."

 

"Comin' up next on The Violence Channel: An all-new "Ow, My Balls!""

I like money

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Animal House.

 

"Fat, drunk & stupid..."

 

"Oh boy is this great"

 

& "...bombed Pearl Harbor"

 

alone gotta put it near the top.

That whole movie is quotable!

 

 

 

Ken, Lonny, l'd like you to meet...Mohammett.. Jugdish, Sidney and Clayton.

 

 

 

Who dumped a whole truckload of fizzies

 

into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical-school cadavers

 

to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween,

 

the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.

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checkmate. "I speak jive"

 

 

honorable mention- Police Squad.

 

"Who are you and how did you get in?" "I am a locksmith...and I am a locksmith"

 

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

 

Second honorable mention: The Big Lebowski.

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Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

 

Second honorable mention: The Big Lebowski.

"is this your homework Larry?"

 

"Uli doesn't care about anything. He's a Nihilist. ..."

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Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

 

Second honorable mention: The Big Lebowski.

Again, Tom beats me to it.

 

The frist reason The Big Lebowski hasn't reached the Airplane or Cadddyshack or Animal House level is: all those other movies are 20-30 years older. Spot Lebowski those 20 years and we'll see...

The second reason is: Ted Turner's networks haven't gotten the hang of airing it yet.

 

The downside for Lebowski is the the pervasive swearing. It's going to be difficult for them to show it 5x a summer on TBS/TNT, as was done with the other movies listed here.

 

Ted Turner owes his career to these movies...and Conan, Red Dawn, the Rambo series, and any movie involving Lee Marvin, Chuck Norris, Stephen Segal or Jean Claude Van Damme.

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