BillsfaninSixburgh Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 http://www.nfl.com/draft/story?id=09000d5d...mp;confirm=true If Jimbo likes him, and Carucci likes him, I may have to have a beer and rethink my position on Tebow. (If this was already posted somewhere in the Tebow thread, sorry - I missed it.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papazoid Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 i heard in another thread today that Tebow's mom conceived at a fertility clinic where Chuck Norris is a donor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB_55 Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 i heard in another thread today that Tebow's mom conceived at a fertility clinic where Chuck Norris is a donor. awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsfaninSixburgh Posted April 1, 2010 Author Share Posted April 1, 2010 i heard in another thread today that Tebow's mom conceived at a fertility clinic where Chuck Norris is a donor. If Walker, Texas Ranger likes him too......I'm definitely in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountDorkula Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 i heard in another thread today that Tebow's mom conceived at a fertility clinic where Chuck Norris is a donor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdogtim Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 I am much happier to think that Chuck Norris was a donor than say Richard Simmons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton Fitzsimmons Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 If Walker, Texas Ranger likes him too......I'm definitely in! The eyes of THE RANGER are upon you... everywhere you go, he gonna be! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 I am much happier to think that Chuck Norris was a donor than say Richard Simmons. I think Jeff Garcia's mom went to that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 i heard in another thread today that Tebow's mom conceived at a fertility clinic where Chuck Norris is a donor. Did it come from come from one of these? http://www.gogomag.com/talkingheads/cnn_cnn_f_2.php Or maybe from this dear one? http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26315908/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metzelaars_lives Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 i heard in another thread today that Tebow's mom conceived at a fertility clinic where Chuck Norris is a donor. Am I the only one in the United States who never got the whole Chuck Norris thing? OK, Chuck Norris doesn't even have to mow the lawn, he just looks at it and it's mowed and jokes like that. Never got it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountDorkula Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Am I the only one in the United States who never got the whole Chuck Norris thing? OK, Chuck Norris doesn't even have to mow the lawn, he just looks at it and it's mowed and jokes like that. Never got it. Chuck Norris does not approve this statement... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
May Day 10 Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Am I the only one in the United States who never got the whole Chuck Norris thing? OK, Chuck Norris doesn't even have to mow the lawn, he just looks at it and it's mowed and jokes like that. Never got it. Im there with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthICE Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 If we stay put, and Nix and Gailey think he is the guy, Tebow WILL be the pick at #9. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7THSIGN Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 If we stay put, and Nix and Gailey think he is the guy, Tebow WILL be the pick at #9. That is exactly what i am starting to think too,if they believe in him they take him at 9,and if they are correct in their assessment it will be the right pick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsfaninSixburgh Posted April 1, 2010 Author Share Posted April 1, 2010 That is exactly what i am starting to think too,if they believe in him they take him at 9,and if they are correct in their assessment it will be the right pick. The more I talk to my own NFL (not fully lucid) contacts here at the bar, we are thinking if Chan, Buddy, Jimbo and Vic like him.....THEN WE ARE ON BOARD!!! Or maybe we got it backwards and we are just bored (waiting for the draft). Another few beers should help clear things up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7THSIGN Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 The more I talk to my own NFL (not fully lucid) contacts here at the bar, we are thinking if Chan, Buddy, Jimbo and Vic like him.....THEN WE ARE ON BOARD!!! Or maybe we got it backwards and we are just bored (waiting for the draft). Another few beers should help clear things up. I don't advocate drunkenness but if you all could switch up with some good ol' fashioned whiskey,i would love to know what you all can come up with ,do this and report back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7THSIGN Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 All kidding aside,i really have a strong feel this may play out,i think chan would tailor the offense around his strengths,and it may make for some exciting football in buffalo for a change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7THSIGN Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 i heard in another thread today that Tebow's mom conceived at a fertility clinic where Chuck Norris is a donor. I have a feeling that Chuck makes direct deposits. A wishful feeling perhaps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleed Bills Blue Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 That is exactly what i am starting to think too,if they believe in him they take him at 9,and if they are correct in their assessment it will be the right pick. He can sit and be groomed for a year while he learns about the NFL from a real quarterback... ...Fred Jackson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 I have a feeling that Chuck makes direct deposits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thurman#1 Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Am I the only one in the United States who never got the whole Chuck Norris thing? OK, Chuck Norris doesn't even have to mow the lawn, he just looks at it and it's mowed and jokes like that. Never got it. I don't know, but I live in Japan, and they absolutely crack me up, the good ones anyway. When Chuck Norris does pushups, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the earth down. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits. Gets me every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malazan Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 My position has changed. I think his personality may rub some people the wrong way, but the Bills need someone who can take charge of the team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbb Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devldog131 Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, problem is, Chuck Norris has never cried. Chuck Norris does not recognize the periodic table of the elements... the only element Chuck Norris recognizes is the element of surprise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob_not_Rian_Lindell Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 I think Tebow is just another gimmick quarterback just like Brad Smith, Troy Smith, or Kordell Stewart. Not a franchise quarterback in my opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountDorkula Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 i heard in another thread today that Tebow's mom conceived at a fertility clinic where Chuck Norris is a donor. If Walker, Texas Ranger likes him too......I'm definitely in! i heard in another thread today that Tebow's mom conceived at a fertility clinic where Chuck Norris is a donor. I have a feeling that Chuck makes direct deposits. I don't know, but I live in Japan, and they absolutely crack me up, the good ones anyway. When Chuck Norris does pushups, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the earth down. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits. Gets me every time. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, problem is, Chuck Norris has never cried. Chuck Norris does not recognize the periodic table of the elements... the only element Chuck Norris recognizes is the element of surprise. This is my all time favorite thread ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Underneath Chuck Norris's beard is another fist!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devldog131 Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Some people wear Superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite, Chuck Norris bites frost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernMan Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Two of my favorites: Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. ... Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse.....horses are hung like Chuck Norris. Back to Tebow - Here's a scenerio I can see playing out: Bills trade down, say, 10 spots. Get the 19-20 pick and an extra 2nd rounder (maybe). I don't know nor have I looked up the draft position value points associated with it, so don't jump up my ass if this doesn't fit the points thingy you draftniks cling to. Bills take Tebow at #19 and go for tackles/LB/DL in round 2. Will they now look for a dominant Right Tackle with a lefty QB on board? I think the Redskins will grab Tebow at # 37 of they don't use their first pick for a QB. Just my 2 cents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russ 'Em Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 If they take Tebow then a pick like Trent Williams would make alot more sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 If we stay put, and Nix and Gailey think he is the guy, Tebow WILL be the pick at #9. No way he goes in the nine slot. Trade down and pick him at the bottom of the round if there's that much conviction, but don't waste valuable draft capital--which I'm sure Buddy would never do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsfaninSixburgh Posted April 2, 2010 Author Share Posted April 2, 2010 After reading this thread, I think the Bills should take Tebow with their first round pick, and Chuck Norris with their 2nd pick. If they do that, they won't need any other picks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malazan Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 Doesn't surprise me. Every one of us on this board could do what Kiper and McShay do- wish we got their kind of money. They have no more experience than you or I do. Glad to hear that Mayock is legit. What saddens me is that these college players make decisions based on the crap that McShay and Kiper spew. Teams don't draft Chuck Norris...Chuck Norris drafts teams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Webster Guy Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 No way he goes in the nine slot. Trade down and pick him at the bottom of the round if there's that much conviction, but don't waste valuable draft capital--which I'm sure Buddy would never do. Agreed. Unless the senile Al Davis picks him to sell tickets, he's not going until round 2. There is no way the Bills take that guy. We're going OT and DT in the first 2 rounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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