Just Jack Posted March 7, 2010 Author Share Posted March 7, 2010 2. *69 does not exist in horror movies and Caller ID Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 Fat girls are all cheerful, sassy, intelligent and popular. Tall, pretty, blonds are all cruel, soulless bitches. At least until they get their heart broken and then they suddenly become weepy, sensitive and willing to hook up with a total loser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 You never go full retard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 The timer on the bomb will always stop at one second when the green wire is cut. Or is it the red wire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acantha Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 Apparently everyone on TSW watches cliche movies from the 80's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 Chicks love facials. 37 posts to get a porno reference, you guys are slipping! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 Chicks love facials. But don't get it in their eye... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CosmicBills Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 You never go full retard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted March 8, 2010 Author Share Posted March 8, 2010 Apparently everyone on TSW watches cliche movies from the 80's. And the 90's and the 00's and even last year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 When men have affairs on their wife they are the bad guy. When the wife has an affair on her husband, it was because we are the bad guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 Nazis spoke fluent English to each other Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 That Hitler was actually shot and killed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick in RaChaCha Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 Learning kung-fu gives you the ability to fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountDorkula Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 Every sports game comes down to the last second with an amazing play to end the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountDorkula Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 If Chuck Norris is on you side, you will win and be home in time for diner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 That no matter how bad something is..it is usually fixed or gets better withing 120 minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 People who live in big cities can work middle-class jobs, or menial jobs, or have no jobs at all. And yet, even though they have little or no money, they can afford to live in apartments or lofts that are the size of small homes and would cost $10,000 per month in the real world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 People in movies do not call the police. If they did call the police, the situation would be resolved and the movie would be over in 10 minutes instead of 2 hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WellDressed Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 movies from the 80's. Like To Live and Die in LA?? Characters perspiring only in a v-neck, pie slice sized area on the front of their shirts, no matter how much physical labor was endured. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 People who live in big cities can work middle-class jobs, or menial jobs, or have no jobs at all. And yet, even though they have little or no money, they can afford to live in apartments or lofts that are the size of small homes and would cost $10,000 per month in the real world. And, they/you never have to worry as there is always a place to park right in front of where you are going Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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