Just Jack Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 1) When breaking into a top secret government facility, the ventilation tunnel is the easiest way. 2) Guards always walk in a set pattern and never turn their head to look to their sides. 3) The disgraced/ridiculed scientist always has a plan to save the day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Life is like a box of chocolates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el Tigre Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Kids are always smarter than their dimwit parents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 You can't handle the truth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 That 2 metre wide exhaust port that leads to the battle stations main reactor may have seemed like a good idea at the time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 That 2 metre wide exhaust port that leads to the battle stations main reactor may have seemed like a good idea at the time... ... the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 That 2 metre wide exhaust port that leads to the battle stations main reactor may have seemed like a good idea at the time... Every woman a guy asks out doesn't have a boyfriend. Most of the time it will take awhile for him to woo her with tactics that in real life would get a restraining order made against him but the woman will find it cute after a little while. I've also learned that women can actually change guys from womanizing lushes into sober one woman men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsPride12 Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 No matter how much I keep getting older, high school girls stay the same age Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 There's no place like home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Super Villians may be able to come up with the most intricate fool proof plans to take over the world. But they are really really bad at managing their own internal security. And even if the do manage to catch an intruder, their diabolical plans to deal with them are nowhere near as efficient as a bullet to the base of the skull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 I was born a poor black child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 A boxer can shrug off 600 punches to the head if he wants to win bad enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbb Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Strippers and hookers are the wisest population group Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Every woman a guy asks out doesn't have a boyfriend. Most of the time it will take awhile for him to woo her with tactics that in real life would get a restraining order made against him but the woman will find it cute after a little while. Still bitter over the stalking charges, I see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Avenger Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Shooting anything with a fuel tank will cause an instant tremendous explosion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWVABillsFan Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Someone is always telling me to shut up amd pay attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Don't marry Sonny Corleone's sister and beat her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 The earth is melting. The earth is ending in two years. Aliens have visited the earth for years and live amongst us. Aliens have a penchant for eating human flesh. Dead people don't know they're dead. Aliens are smart. Aliens are stupid. America is a bad country. America is a great country. Angelina Jolie's lips are as big as saucers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayFinkle Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Double tap. If you shoot somebody, put an extra bullet into them, just to be sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Tires squeal on dirt roads. Handguns are accurate at all ranges. People on the run in ragged clothing with no money or credit cards are welcomed at any hotel or inn in the wee hours, and are brought big plates of food. The roads are always slightly wet on city streets at night. Cell phones never run out of power, and always connect. The protagonists have driving abilities equal to Formula 1 champions. ...but communists and Latin American revolutionaries are the world's worst drivers. If you sit down at an outside cafe on a sunny day, a beautiful woman will soon join you - especially in Europe. Homeless bums can quote Shelley, Keats, Voltaire, and so on. In-depth conversations take place while walking at a fast pace while eating street vendor food. If questioned by a detective, you can just go on about your business while you talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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