Just Jack

Since no one started one yet.... will you watch?

don’t masturbate https://www.thelocal.de/20180208/100-people-die-in-germany-each-year-due-to-risky-sex-practices

Phone interviews suck. The one I had yesterday, it was easy to tell she was reading from a script.

I'll donate some of my airline miles to send them back.

http://www.smh.com.au/national/melbourne-man-faces-stiff-opposition-to-penis-signature-20160106-gm0sx6.html

I've been on stage at Red Rocks

Got my renewal, prices went up 2% for my club seats.

when it comes to deciding flag bearers.... https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/winter-olympics/opinion-shani-davis-is-an-olympic-disgrace/ar-BBITF5q?ocid=spartandhp

There was still destruction of property (hotel awning, store windows broken, conscience store food fight, at least one car flipped). I wouldn’t call it appropriate celebrating.

Great. Now parking in your lot will go up, to cover the cost.

I heard there were some NE fans that did that in Philly. I saw it on the internets so it must be true.

I find it suspicious that his two housemates rooms had stuff taken but not his.

http://southpark.cc.com/clips/103522/poop-swatches

Even better, fix the chain in the tank so the flapper does not make a complete seal, so his water constantly runs. Just wait till he gets the next water bill!!!!

http://bfy.tw/GS6U

The Bills get in there once

Hypnosis.

All the ones I saw yesterday just said drunk driver. It was sometime today that I noticed they started using illegal immigrant

Philly probably had more groups viewing than individual households hence the lower number.

Was thinking about this today while driving, NE and Denver combined, for 10 losses out of the 52 SB, about 1 in every 5. Add in Buffalo and Minnesota, that's 18 out of 52, about one third of the SB's lost by just four teams. Which then got me thinking, which teams have the best winning percentage? Here's the answer... Team Wins Losses Percentage Baltimore Ravens 2 0 1.00 New York Jets 1 0 1.00 Tampa Bay 1 0 1.00 New Orleans 1 0 1.00 San Fran 5 1 0.83 New York Giants 4 1 0.80 Pittsburgh 6 2 0.75 Green Bay 4 2 0.67 Dallas 5 3 0.63 Washington 3 2 0.60 New England 5 5 0.50 Oakland 2 2 0.50 Baltimore/Indy Colts 2 2 0.50 LA/St. Louis Rams 2 2 0.50 Kansas City 1 1 0.50 Chicago 1 1 0.50 Miami 2 3 0.40 Denver 3 5 0.38 Philadelphia 1 2 0.33 Seattle 1 2 0.33 Minnesota 0 4 0.00 Buffalo 0 4 0.00 Cincy 0 2 0.00 Atlanta 0 2 0.00 Carolina 0 2 0.00 San Diego 0 1 0.00 Tennessee 0 1 0.00 Arizona 0 1 0.00

That needs to be in the Commercial Woman I Find Attractive thread

Broncos

First trailer is out....

https://interestingengineering.com/sperm-donation-goes-hands-free-with-this-weird-chinese-automatic-sperm-collector

Security at Mall of America threatening to kick Eagles fans out over chants http://www.nbcsports.com/philadelphia/the700level/security-mall-america-threatening-kick-eagles-fans-out-over-chants?sf181171210=1