Just Jack

http://www.syracuse.com/news/index.ssf/2018/03/man_with_marijuana_card_flips_car_at_thruway_toll_booth_while_under_influence.html

They shut down Flippy. Why? Because the workers couldn’t keep up. https://amp.livescience.com/61994-flippy-burger-flipping-robot-flops.html

http://www.syracuse.com/food/index.ssf/2018/03/buffalo_is_losing_its_mind_over_franks_redhot_buffalo_wings_ranch_tweet.html

When’s the absolute last day to make a donation? I want to make sure I miss it again this year.

https://trib.al/5i5t5bG

Um, kids eating pods were not even born yet

http://m.startribune.com/lawmakers-aim-to-crack-down-on-fake-service-animals/476303273/

154 miles for me, door to door, according to The Google. If someone wants to test this policy, tell them you're in Utica, 203 miles to the stadium, or Herkimer, 215 miles. Or like I did for several years, living in an apartment complex, I had a PO box because I didn't trust my neighbors. I'd only open the apartment mailbox about once a month to clear out the junk mail addressed to "Occupant"

!@#$ you, you bastard! Oh, sorry, thought you said optimist.

No, just a power screwdriver with a former girlfriend.....

yep

Blame the mods for not merging dup threads.

I made that mistake. Didn’t want to pay full price for a new phone in 2014, even though I could afford it. Regretted it ever since.

I had an interview that halfway through they told me it was just a formality, that they already had an offer letter ready for me. Of course it helped that my previous branch manager was the new VP for this company.

Co-worker of mine got stuck in the airport during that storm for 36 hours. Luckily he was "on the clock" the whole time. And I had a former co-worker get stuck on the highway in PA during last weeks storm, for over 7 hours, just sitting there waiting for traffic to move. I think I'd rather be in the airport so I can walk around and do stuff.

Last Friday I was able to get out of a service call because I would have had to drive through two counties that declared no unnecessary travel. Today I get to drive down to PA, but away from the storm, so it'll be interesting to see if the ban on tractor trailers works.

So how do I pay cash?

That service (asking for a name) been around for years. Long story short, I used to have Jeff Burris's, former Bills player, phone number, and he would use that to cut down on people he didn't know calling him.

We still need Internet from Spectrum so it’s not that much more for the local channel package. We may switch someday, just not today.

https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Chuck-E-Cheeses-New-Jersey-Deptford-Fight-Brawl-Stabbing-Arrests-475785293.html

Did it a few years ago. Also using a Roku, but we did keep our local basic cable for local channels only. Also using Sling like you.

Couldn’t find the joke thread A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck." "I see your eyes are working," replies the duck. "And you can talk!" exclaims the barman. "I see your ears are working, too,", says the duck. "Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich please?" "Certainly, sorry about that," ,says the barman as he pulls the duck's pint. "It's just we don't get many ducks in this pub.. What are you doing round this way?" "I'm working on the building site across the road,", explains the duck. "I'm a plasterer." The flabbergasted barman cannot believe the duck and wants to learn more, but takes the hint when the duck pulls out a newspaper from his bag and proceeds to read it. So, the duck reads his paper, drinks his beer, eats his sandwich, bids the barman good day and leaves. The same thing happens for two weeks. Then one day the circus comes to town. The ringmaster comes into the pub for a pint and the barman says to him "You're with the circus, aren't you? Well, I know this duck that could be just brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer, eats sandwiches, reads the newspaper and everything!" "Sounds marvelous,"says the ringmaster, handing over his business card. "Get him to give me a call." So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says, "Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money." "I'm always looking for the next job,", says the duck. "Where is it?" "At the circus,", says the barman. "The circus?", repeats the duck. "That's right,", replies the barman. "The circus?", the duck asks again. "with the big tent?" "Yeah," the barman replies. "With all the animals who live in cages, and performers who live in caravans?", says the duck. "Of course," the barman replies. "And the tent has canvas sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in the middle?" persists the duck. "That's right!" says the barman. The duck shakes his head in amazement, and says .. . ......... "What the f**k would they want with a plasterer??!"

Wasn't looking for anything special. Got it from a closed FB group I'm in..

now they’re doing it to animals.... http://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/376483-donations-of-deer-semen-make-up-majority-of-donations-in-texas-state