Just Jack

Challenge accepted. EDIT check your FB page

It showed up on my Facebook feed just now..... (but the total cooking time is just 18 minutes) https://www.spendwithpennies.com/dill-pickle-pasta-salad/

I lose money each year on my seasons since I don't make every game, and trying to sell clubs on the internet when ticket master won't let me price them under their minimum is difficult. But I like my seats too much to give them up.

Is it really necessary to add beer to the shopping list?

Female friend of mine calls it Blood Bath and Beyond.

No. I actually debated using Zombie instead of Linger in my OP

Pluto gained some weight since it got demoted, just like my ex-wife.

During the 2016 campaign season, Bernie came to town. They shut down parts of the highway to let his bus get a clear route to where he was speaking, except someone forgot to shut down the highway entrance where I got on to go to work. I get on and am wondering where all the traffic is. In my review mirror I can see State Troopers blocking all the lanes. Ahead, I can see where the two highways (the one I was on, and the one Bernie would be) intersect and there's no traffic there either. All of a sudden I see the police vehicles being trailed by the Bernie bus. It was almost timed perfectly, that if I really wanted to, I could have taken the ramp from my highway to his highway and ended up right in the middle of his convoy. I've always wondered if someone got in trouble for forgetting to shut down the entrance ramp I took, or because nothing happened, they just ignored it.

If I was a Saints fan I'd be hating that one player for a long time. All he had to do was stay up and wait instead of diving for the legs and the Saints might be going to Philly.

Dead at 46 https://www.yahoo.com/newsroom/vibes/entertainment/cranberries-singer-dolores-oriordan-dead-46-1mfhv0t?soc_src=newsroom&soc_trk=com.apple.UIKit.activity.CopyToPasteboard&.tsrc=newsroom

Maybe he’s got Miss Cleo on speed dial.

Who are three people that have never been in my kitchen.

All you need is one person that has a prybar or tire iron and the know how. Or YouTube

Was Uncle Sam's a chain? I seem to remember there being one in the Syracuse area named that, or something similar. Maybe Poojer remembers

So gay cats?

Sorry, it was the Moops, not Moors. It's bound to happen some day, if it hasn't already.

I've got a comic strip subscription since I don't get the local newspaper anymore, so each day I get two emails of the strips I subscribe to. So I'm about a month behind. Instead of watching the game, I caught up on my strips and watched the movie "Butter" on Netflix.

But he has a button. That he can push anytime.

Great. That means New England will get Kylo. And then the NFL will have a "Forcegate" investigation.

Pizza chain closes several stores, renames others to avoid minimum wage hike http://www.syracuse.com/news/index.ssf/2018/01/marks_pizzeria_name_change_skaneateles.html

I've always thought this would be a good job also. Figure out a way to write an escort contract so that if these girls get picked up for prostitution that you can not be shut down.

That's not what Wikipedia says.