The Cincinnati Kid

I think i heard Beane was calling John Brown and Cole Beasley. Not at the same time, though.

Rex Ryan’s favorite Combine Day.

I’m pumped that I will get to call up Brownie and Tasker during their second segment, around 1:30 in the afternoon, and talk about the old days at The Ralph. Preferably after smoking a pack of marlboro reds and slamming a pint of dewars. I’m just going to go on and on about how “when I was going to games at The Ralph, the Bills played like men on artificial turf! Not the synthetic crap these softies play on now!” Or, ya know, whatever else like that is befitting the moment. Probably will want to add in something about the K-Gun and Von Miller being overpaid, for good measure.

Ok, so hear me out. Josh Allen and our next 2 first round picks for Matthew Stafford. He is a Super Bowl inning QB. Josh can’t even get us to the Super Bowl. Enough said. (PSA - This is not a serious post, humor is my intent. My apologies if done poorly.)

Easy to say that with the 2024 season behind us, eh Hindsight?

This is correct.

If we paid offensive skill players by how often they actually touch the ball, Running Backs would be better paid.

Just to, um, clarify, this was sarcasm related to the topic of the thread. 🤷‍♂️

This might be a hot take, but here goes nothing: I believe that all needs should be addressed through Free Agency and the Draft! Flame away! 🔥

I’ve been thinking about this MVP season and just lamenting the fact that we’re definitely heading back to the Wastelands someday. Just trade Josh already. If we’re gonna wander the desert for an entire birth to adulthood I’d rather we start now before I enter my 40s.

1-Day contract for an Eric Wood style retirement speech.

Bills aren’t signing Higgins, Kupp, Adams, Godwin, Hopkins or Allen. Holy Moley. Nope. No thank you on all of these guys. Between age, salary, and redundancy, none of these guys fit the Bills needs and cap. I think Hollins comes back, Cooper will test the Market, and the Bills will ultimately use assets on a young FA speedster like Brown from Washington or one of their top 3 picks on a WR. I’d rather they go after a proven vet corner and interior DL.

Put the UFL team in Rochester and make all your butts drive east an hour once a week!

Hey now! He is on the Cowboys coaching staff these days. He’s mist be a winner.🏅

So, looking back, some poor hires?

Josh and Hailee’s first born. Get it done!

As good once as he ever was?

Joe Brady, a proven offensive coordinator at the NCAA FBS and NFL levels absolutely and unequivocally cannot develop an offensive scheme that would maximize the talents of his best players. Obviously Joe Brady does not understand offensive football, but he has never seen a coverage he could dissect. The guy is a Fraud, a Joke, and the Bills are the laughing stock of the NFL. Wait, the Bills scored the most points ever in 2024 with Brady running the Offense? Must have been lucky.

Tough as they come! Oh, Doyle Rules!

Nickelback needs no coach. They are rock ‘n roll icons. Prove me wrong.

Pedersen, Nagy, Bienemy, Rivera, Shurmer, Bowels (sure he is the HC of the Buccaneers, but what is that getting him??? I’m sure he’d love to be the asst. to the assistant’s assistant Head Coach in Buffalo), Childress, and Leslie Fraizer would probably come back, right? All these guys are available (except Bowels, but I covered that). While we’re at it, let’s get Frank Reich back home to Buffalo and maybe he can get ol’ Jimbo to finally do some coaching. I hear Marv is looking pretty spry and is tired of Chicago. You know, Big Mike McCarthy is considering a year off, but why not throw him a line and see? Did I forget anyone? What the hell is Fitzpatrick doing? He loves Buffalo. Let’s get him in here, too.

After I recover from the eye blast, I will agree with you. But, I need to recover first.

Jameis Winston.

This is a dumb argument. You’re opinion is yours and that’s great, but winning a Super Bowl does or doesn’t mean that Allen (and others) are not objectively better players than Kemp was. Each Era is it’s own and all of that, for sure matters here, but winning a Super Bowl in the NFL is ultimate team and organizational accomplishment. Allen has been nothing but spectacular in the playoffs (except the Bengals game, maybe) and is not anything close to the reason the Bills lost. Also, I don’t give a damn about AFL championships that happened 60 years ago. You’d have to be 70ish years old to even remember it. If that’s you, cool and congrats on a long life lived. Allen is the best QB this franchise has ever had and is likely the best QB this franchise will ever have. He is an absolute freak-show, alien, wrecking ball. Just enjoy it while it’s happening. No sense in getting into dark spaces about winning or losing super bowls. Enjoy the ride. It won’t happen again.

Josh Allen is the best QB the Bills have ever had and might be the best they ever do have. It’s not even a debate.