The Cincinnati Kid

🥱 Get paid, TJ. Might only get one swing at the piñata. Make it count. Good on the players and agents for working towards the best possible deal.

I hear you and agree, the Fred Jackson and Joe Andressens of the world are out there. More often than not we see the Marcus Muphy or Christian Wade or some wide receiver who did something to make a highlight reel while at WVU or whatever but with no real chance. I don’t really care about the bottom of the roster. Those guys get churned through on every team to make room for vets, injury replacements, trades, etc. During the drought I was all about finding the diamond is the rough, but that didn’t typically work out in terms of wins.

Yeah, I mean, I cannot wait to get overhyped about someone at Fisher who won’t make the team. Best part of it for me. I don’t even watch the games after they inevitably cut our guy. Fools! That dude was gonna be a star!

It arriving.

Stevie was an animal. Loved that dude. Ahead of his time. Him with Josh and no penalties for celebrating would be so fun.

Tyreek Hill, future inmate, says something stupid. 🥱

My gosh, it’s like we haven’t gotten over the drought. We can have nice things!

Cool.

I can’t believe this is being discussed and there are people unsure if Allen will make the HoF. Good grief. I keep telling myself to stay away from TBD during the offseason…

Not like 4 years.

Who?

I think 6 players need to step up. Maybe onto a plyo-box or aerobics board. Not totally sure what they’re stepping on to… maybe they’re stepping up to something metaphorically… like stepping up to greatness. But, in professional sports your team is only as good as it’s weakest link so they all need to be as good as they can be for the Bills to be successful. Maybe in September I will put the snark away. Probably not. “My eyes feel like they’re gonna bleed…oh my god, here we go.”

Ballad of the Offseason Blues I. When April’s end had come and gone, The Draft now in the rear, The fan sat restless on his couch, His Sundays strangely clear. The picks were made, the grades were in, And now began the drought— No passes thrown, no chains were moved, Just talk and swirling doubt. II. He clung to tweets from beat reporters, On third-string guards with “pop,” And watched a clip ten thousand times— A UDFA’s one-hop. “He’s got the tools, he runs real fast, He might just make the team!” He whispered like a midnight priest Still chasing last year’s dream. III. He followed every rumor trail Of veterans unsigned, Debating cap and scheme fits while He slowly lost his mind. The news was thin, the takes were hot, The quotes recycled twice— “A culture guy,” “great motor,” and “His instincts are precise.” IV. He found himself at 2 a.m. Watching a Spring League stream, Where quarterbacks wore single digits And rosters changed mid-scheme. A fix, he said, a fleeting hit, A stand-in for the rush, Though half the plays were broken screens And punts went off the bush. V. Then one night drunk with YouTube tabs, He wandered far afield, To hurling’s ancient warrior sport, Where sticks are never healed. He learned of scrums and Irish flair, Of sliotars whizzing fast, And watched a rugby match or two— He even made it last. VI. But still he dreamed in spiral throws, In drives that chewed the clock, In goal-line stands and frozen turf And hits that made men rock. The calendar moved inch by inch, Each day a stubborn stone, Until that whisper, “Camp begins,” Reached deep into the bone. VII. And now he counts each minor sprain And watches drills on loop, As helmet cams and hype combine To reel him from the stoop. He knows this lull, this aching wait, Will end and bring delight— But still he bears the Offseason Blues, From draft ’til camp ignites. *Courtesy of ChatGPT*

“I’ll tell you why: you won’t always have a calculator in your pocket when you need to do division, or any math!” “Lady, have you seen my math scores? I’m not growing up doing something that requires math.”

A lovely thruple 🥰

Are we really glossing over the fact that Josh Allen, QB and League MVP, is not at voluntary OTAs? C’mon OBD, I thought we were better than this! 😈

I know nothing about the event, but assuming it’s on a golf course, I’m betting there are upwards of 500 or more people there. Josh is the type of guy who probably chills with his high school buddies and then you think about all the people along the way who have helped Josh and Hailee. I mean this thing on the fairway of 600 yard par 5. There are a lot of people. Or it’s at the courthouse. Could go either way.

These guys play football. They don’t have time to write their name and initials 25 or more times in one sitting. C’mon. Give these youngsters a break!

Was there a succession plan?

I don’t think the Bills are a team that would be negatively impacted by this kind of thing. They have extra interviews and media hits all the time. No big deal. Another day in the NFL.

Yes. I cannot stand Nantz. To me, it feels like and sounds like he is talking down to his audience and his “excitement” is fake and performative. He is great for the Master’s which fits his snooty style. He was terrible for the Final Four, the only two college basketball games he called all season. Give me Kevin Harlan all day long. Gus Johnson is an absolute gem. I’ll be very happy when Nantz retires.

Go and win the damn game! Git er done! DISCLAIMER: I only ready the thread title, so I hope this is the correct response.

Torn achilles is a bummer. That’s a tough one professionally but also personally. Dunno about him but having little kids and a torn Achilles is probably tough.