Dear diary:
Finally! My voodoo doll finally paid off, I knew it would work. That old hispanic woman from the Santeria shop was right all along, I will have to send her some sort of gift for the services. Better yet I'll go down myself, I'll let her take my picture and she can start selling Doug miracle's card. We're gonna be rich, scratch that, I'm already rich, thanks to Kim and Terry, lolers.....
This plan can't fail. The voodoo doll already paid dividends, now it's time for Khan (aka Mr Whiskers, lol, I kill myself at times) to make a decision, those bologna sandwiches had to make an impression on him.
PS: kidnapp Nat for a week until they make it official, I can't let that brat steal my thunder again. pffts, offensive coordinator my ass.