DC Tom

Secretly worships the hypnofrog.

He's still following the Trump strategy vis-a-vis Stormy. He truly doesn't understand the difference.

. There's quite a bit of sense to it: the indictment was ridiculous. 16 counts of disorderly conduct - they charged him for every time he talked to a police officer, as though each instance was a separate police report. Ask your DA friend if he's ever heard of any such thing. That's obscenely stupid, and a complete waste of everyone's time - who the hell wants to try such an idiotic laundry list of charges that you can't plea-bargain (because how the hell do you plea-bargain 16 different charges for a single crime?) and can't win (because find twelve people stupid enough to believe that one hoax is sixteen instances of disorderly conduct, and a judge willing something that moronic go to jury.) The prosecutors set this up, either through gross stupidity in presenting it to the grand jury, or through gross malfeasance knowing that no court would ever hear such a ludicrous indictment. And aside from all that...don't forget, the dumbass still has no-***** federal charges to face related to sending a white powder through the mail. He's still facing no-***** federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison time for that.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/03/26/entertainment/justin-bieber-mental-health/index.html "Justin Beiber Stepping Away From Music Because of 'Deep-Rooted Issues.'" Awfully fancy way of saying "...being Canadian."

Actually, AOC is the kind of bartender that, back in my youth, I would have spent a few hours with in the back seat of my car after closing. Then immediately regretted it, because I could never return to that bar again.

I'm sexist? You're the one assigning them gender. ? ***** is censored, but we have a middle finger emoji. Go figure.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/03/25/opinions/trumps-next-enemy-dantonio/index.html "Without Mueller, Who Will Trump Choose As His Next Enemy?" I mean, that's absolutely brilliant spin...put all the responsibility for their blind hatred of Trump on Trump. But come on...

As your president, I believe in justice and the rule of law. And in pursuit of this, I will pardon Michael Avenatti, so he can attempt another ridiculous crime and be charged again. DC Tom 2020. Time To Make The Chimi-*****-changas.

Hollywood, hell. Jussie's presidential material. Jussie/Alexandra 2024.

Critical theory. Their definition of "facts" is "feelings."

I don't disagree with them...but how the ***** are they going to enforce that? Do we have to carry immunization records around with us now?

Collusion with Russians and obstruction of justice.

Makes him sound too much like a Kennedy.

I'm already so goddamned sick of this. The report is FIVE DAYS old. Moreover, it is only two business days old. It's not being "withheld" or "hidden." And you won't see the whole thing, because federal law REQUIRES certain grand jury information be redacted. Why is this so hard to understand? It was delivered at 5pm on Friday. It's noon Tuesday. It's only "withheld" according to idiots who stand in front of a microwave and shout "Hurry up, dammit!" at their popcorn.

That's pretty good work, though.

But calling them "First Nation," you're so much more respectful when you practice genocide against the aboriginal Americans.

That's bull####. I think he was woefully overcharged, with 16 separate charges. But one charge of filing a false police report is certainly easily justified.

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"Trump paid off Stormy, why won't Nike pay off me?" I'm sure that's part of his thinking. I'm equally sure he doesn't know the difference between "Stormy not extorting Trump" and "Avenatti extorting Nike."

Yes.

You make them sound like white supremacists. The maple leaf is the new swastika.

Bloody ***** hell. We've seen hundreds of hours and pages of testimony, as part of this investigation, that Obama's DOJ started this investigation. What the ***** is wrong with you?

That's some of the most awesome "Olympus Has Fallen" Mickey Mouse bull#### I've seen since Olympus Has Fallen. It was time-lapse footage of an airplane.