DC Tom

"Lavishly compensated white men at the top of the" Southern POVERTY Law Center.

That might be the most ridiculous outfit ever seen on a golf course, which is really saying something.

And how much Stolichnaya has she poured over the years? You're going to tell me there's no quid pro quo there? WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!

If you can rationally discuss your policy views down here, agree/disagree doesn't really enter in to it.

Yeah, I was waiting for some sort of "Now the real investigation can begin!"

He's embracing the mainstream Democratic platform of "Laws we disagree with should be ignored."

He's such a child.

Jesus H. ***** Christ on a pony, what the hell isn't censored anymore?

Nunes is an idiot for not learning over the past two years not to overstate your position. He doesn't work for Congress.

Gotcha beat by 100 years. Mine discovered the Great Lakes.

A selection of excuses I've seen so far... I particularly like the following. "My God, it's 2017 all over again!!!" Uh...wait, what? My God, liberals are completely out of touch with reality.

"Now that the Mueller investigation is over, let's tell you what the REAL answers are to the questions he investigated." They're living in a fantasy-land.

Oh, ***** you, ***** ball. You've been vocally anticipating for two years Trump being thrown in jail without waiting for the report. Now that the report is delivered with no indictments on collusion whatsoever, you want to wait? I'm related to a few. They've made this story and their Trump #resistance such a huge part of their self-identity they aren't able to let it go. It's literally who they are, not just what they believe. There are going to end up being suicides over this, because people aren't capable of handling it. I'm not even joking - not a lot, just a handful, but there will be some.

Democrats could run a dead raccoon against Trump and still be guaranteed 150 electoral college votes.

Remember when Rush Limbaugh was addicted to Oxy, and it was just desserts?

One of these candidates is going to say something so boneheaded in the debates they're going to make Gary Hart look smart. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/gary-hart-walter-mondale-impossible-hypothetical-1984-democratic-debate/

CNN BREAKING NEWS: SPLC classifies yawning as hate speech.

Have we considered the possibility that Beginner's Mind is really a second incarnation of Allison Mack online ("AM" becomes "BM" the second time around), sent here to spread propaganda. And NXIVM did market personal development programs to "elevate the mental state" of people...who presumably were at a "beginners" level of conscious.

Spain, actually. They introduced slavery to the New World. Although the Royal Navy was originally built on the slave trade.

Three minutes. You did mean "time to eat 40 wings," right? Or...you meant 40 yard sprint time? Four minutes.

CNN BREAKING NEWS: Trump praises ISIS, says they are "better than almost anyone."

If gator were true to his usual idiotic form, he'd tell us that the Fed is now good because it's not part of the government because it doesn't answer to Trump.

It's not a secret.

I meant that more as an ironic expression of my retirement plans.

He's an idiot.