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  1. DC Tom
    The *****? Does being DNC Chair require a three-hits-of-acid minimum?
  2. DC Tom
    I was going to put The_Dude in charge of the Navy, after I took it away from Chelsea.
  3. DC Tom
    I promise, if nominated, that I will collude with the Russians to get elected, so that all that money spent investigating me will be spent well. I also promise to call Congress "idiots" in my State Of The Union address. C'mon...you know it's what you want...
  4. DC Tom
    Really? Someone's questioning whether or not you're a schmuck? You work in Hollywood, for Christ's sake. I consider him a personal friend. And a schmuck.
  5. DC Tom
    You think it's the middle of the second quarter?
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  7. DC Tom
    Why? It's not like his little pet conspiracy theory is wrong. It just hasn't been expanded yet to include all the new information. He'll be fine, once he adjusts and starts spewing "Trump tampered with the report" nonsense.
  8. DC Tom
    Things I want to hear him say: "Try not to cry, please." "Mr. Acosta, why don't you tell us all what you think?" "There's some very fine people on both sides of this issue." "I'd like to thank Hillary Clinton for making all of this possible."
  9. DC Tom
    Barr not only refuses to release the whole thing, but cites laws and regulations that prohibit him from making certain aspects public? Congressional Dems are going to have a stroke. Nothing pisses them off more than suggesting the law can't be discarded for their convenience.
  10. DC Tom
    All the robber-barons had their summer homes there, because of the natural air conditioning of the Great Lakes. Like other said above, a/c changed everything. I found it fascinating how the south didn't suddenly spike after the cancellation of the 3/5 compromise. And of how forward-looking the Louisiana Purchase really was.
  11. DC Tom
    I'm going to miss Tre when he goes to the Patriots as a free agent.
  12. DC Tom
    In fact, they just picked up more from the Steelers.
  13. DC Tom
    Except it's not illegal to be stupid.
  14. DC Tom
    Whereas "Russian march" is obvious enough for even the densest liberal to be offended by. Which is what would make it such an epic troll.
  15. DC Tom
    That's very well-spoken of you.
  16. DC Tom
    Since I now have Smash Mouth stuck in my head thanks to you, the rest of you can suffer along with me...
  17. DC Tom
    You're both forgetting the Olympics. Who's going to be the first to come out with "Who cares about the Mueller Report when children are being ripped from their families and murdered by ICE at the boarder [sic]?"
  18. DC Tom
    He'd never get the rights to Queen. Instead, strut out to something from Alexander Nevsky...
  19. DC Tom
    I'll bet "mick," "*****," "well-spoken," and "spook" aren't censored, though. Okay, one of the four. So "***** and span" is out.
  20. DC Tom
    Taibbi's pretty good when he sticks to what he knows. Which, unfortunately, is limited to "the media."
  21. DC Tom
    My running mate.
  22. DC Tom
    Is there a better candidate currently running? "DC Tom 2020: The Least Bad Option You Have."
  23. DC Tom
    But let me get this out of the way first. @LSHMEAB You're an idiot.
  24. DC Tom
    https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2019/03/without-mueller-report-congress-already-had-facts/585616/?utm_source=msn "Even Without Mueller's Report, Congress Had All the Facts It Needed."
  25. DC Tom
    "Lavishly compensated white men at the top of the" Southern POVERTY Law Center.
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