DC Tom

For example: a woman can get her balls waxed.

He's available; so's Fiona. But Sam Axe is busy fighting the Evil Dead, and Jesse Porter's fighting mutants.

No, it's an annual thing since about 2005.

The last two summers before I moved from Buffalo, it never got above 85.

To Democrats, the President makes the laws, the Judiciary certifies them, and Congress is nothing more than an activist group. Of course she doesn't realize it's her job.

No, he's still winning Father of the Year. It'll just be the same way he wins everything: by cheating.

Hope they have his clone ready...

At least ten of the bills are renaming post offices and other federal buildings. And there's at least two reaffirming that Native Americans live on reservations.

No, not the ribs. The armpit. Go for the brachial artery and nerve - no one's getting up from that.

But CBP fills out Canadian TN visas...some of them. Others may not be a TN visa, but an I-129 processed by USCIS. Mexican TN visas, they have to apply at an Embassy, so they're processed by State... The main point being, it's a totally ***** up state of affairs. Clearly you work at DHS, because you call alien numbers "A numbers." Every - every - immigrant I've talked to calls them "alien numbers," and thinks "A-number" is ridiculous when I tell them I'm not allowed to call it that.

Actually, you probably didn't. Illegal immigrants don't have much impact on the I-129 workload. The reason you had to wait 22 months is because immigration processing in this country, overall, are just FUBAR'd.

My countryman or not, no one can take "Funky Cold Medina" away from him.

I actually feel kind-of bad for Biden. He was given the Vice Presidency in 2008 as part of the deal that guaranteed Hillary the Secretary of State position and a clear Democratic field in 2016. And now, having held up his end and stayed aside in 2016 to watch her lose to a Cheetoh Dust Golem he probably could have beaten, he's finding his party's doing his level best to abandoned him

You're right, they didn't suggest that...directly. Bback then, the media would report Whereas today, they'd just say "The reason for the slow response is because those people are black and they didn't support Donald Trump." It's rather remarkable, how the reporting has changed in 15 years.

Every so often I stop and wonder where we'd be today without Justin Bieber, and quickly realize we'd be in exactly the same place we are, and get on with my life.

Hmmm. Rather convenient Stevens was out of the way, wasn't it?

Except that it's being reported as "House Democrats refusing to fund concentration camps." So it'll never stick to the D's.

You named yourself after a player who was defensive player of the year with 17.5 sacks his first year with the Bills, and you're asking about Spikes and Edmunds? Yes, you're drunk.

"Suddenly?" Where does he think the strident calls to eliminate the electoral college have been coming from the past 3 years?

I'd have more respect for him if that's what he said. What he actually said was even more insanely stupid.

That's ridiculous.

Not mine. ?

No, I'm racist. Try again. A 2016 Democratic Presidential nominee?

Wow. You're actually tilting at a windmill that I wouldn't even bother with.

Name one thing that isn't.