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  1. DC Tom
    Took a piece of truck tread through my windshield many years ago (2004, probably). Truck's wheel about 50 yards in front of me came apart, and a good-sized section came straight at me quicker than I could react. That was fun.
  2. DC Tom
    Freebird sucks. Every time I hear it, I can't believe Skynyrd performed it. It sounds so much more like extended Tom Petty suckage.
  3. DC Tom
    How about we move him to LB to replace Foggie?
  4. DC Tom
    The timing works. If they're going to declass, it makes the most sense to do it during the August Congressional break.
  5. DC Tom
    Can't you two just have stupid arguments about quarterbacks like normal people?
  6. DC Tom
    I would laugh my ass off if Trump nominated someone named "Hitler" to the post.
  7. DC Tom
    Well this is a slippery slope I did not see coming...
  8. DC Tom
    I can't say I disagree with them, though...
  9. DC Tom
    He's Jimmy Carter with limper wrists.
  10. DC Tom
    Yeah, the Chicago Tribune got the records of all Obama's opponents unsealed, but Obama's media consultant - David Axelrod - being an employee of The Trib was entirely coincidental and completely unrelated. Change the names to "Trump" and "Manafort," and that same set of associations is an impeachable offense.
  11. DC Tom
    Cultural enclaves are not the same as "make the US into their country." Rather, it's exactly a symptom of what idiot-boy said. I think, however, it's slightly different in the southwest, where you have a distinct group of people calling themselves "La Raza" and agitating for the "Reconquista."
  12. DC Tom
    Russia builds intermediate-range nuclear missiles, and Trump is ditching the INF agreement? How's that work again?
  13. DC Tom
    People don't "forget," the left is just very good at retconning histroy.
  14. DC Tom
    Not high enough to listen to Tom Petty. That would be impeachable.
  15. DC Tom
    Nadler looks like a Nazi just starting to melt after the Ark is opened.
  16. DC Tom
    Everyone in Baltimore gets one of those on their birthday.
  17. DC Tom
    Ford's one of those few Hollywood stars I'd like to hit a bar with for an evening. Him, Bruce Willis...maybe Chris Pratt or Bradley Cooper. That's about it, really.
  18. DC Tom
    Gotta be pretty quick to beat me to a Father Guido Sarducci reference.
  19. DC Tom
    Or at least the first to stand - I imagine quite a few were just following the lead of the first standers. And I can forgive Adrien Brody because...c'mon, Polanski won for Brody's Oscar-winning performance. Ford, though...he's got this great "Are we really ***** doing this?" look on his face.
  20. DC Tom
    Hell, no. Those things are dangerous!
  21. DC Tom
    Can we get a fact-check, Snopes?
  22. DC Tom
    You could only have made this good a joke accidentally.
  23. DC Tom
    That's the backup-backup plan: identify the point of impact, and plant a 1-iron there. Because not even God can hit a 1-iron.
  24. DC Tom
    Got that? Being against the sexual abuse of children is "conservative."
  25. DC Tom
    In fact, NASA's plan to counter an asteroid strike is to block it by launching thousands of surplus '60s school desks in to orbit. Their backup plan is to land Bryce Harper on it, because Harper can't hit ***** anymore.
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