DC Tom

Redactions look like they're mostly - almost exclusively - personally identifying information. Not a single one looked suspicious to me.

There's never a Lord Protector around when you need one...

Still won't allow kids to carry prescription meds to school, though.

So he's a lawyer, but with less personality?

Best. Troll. EVER.

https://babylonbee.com/news/scientists-climate-change-killed-us-years-ago-and-the-trump-presidency-is-some-sort-of-lost-final-season-situation

Dan Quayle and Joe Biden were "assassination insurance" - nobody in their right mind was going to shoot Bush or Obama knowing that either of those two Howdy-Doody-brained ***** were next in line. Hillary...more like "assassination assurance."

The picture of Hillary signed with "Ha Ha! Still can't catch me, suckers!" left in the cell was found to be completely unrelated to Epstein's death. We'll never really know what happened...

Note how careful he is to apologize only for reporting it. "Made an error in judgement by reporting," "I was wrong to discuss it on the air." I'd respect him more if he simply came out and said "Even though it's true that the President is paid by the Russian government, I apologize for reporting it."

When he killed bin Laden...

Because Disney created the environment that caused them to meet. Yeah, it's bull####. This is just casting as wide a net as possible and hoping the deep pockets offer an out-of-court settlement.

What the hell are you babbling about now? (It's a rhetorical question, meant to point out you're a babbling idiot. Please don't answer, I don't want to know.)

Praise? Happiness? Good cheer? It's @Nervous Guy's job to dispense with...well, you know...

More likely Warren. 9:20 time slot, most people are still awake on the East Coast, and people are just getting home out west. Unless they tape-delay it for the West Coast, which I don't see CNN doing. Poor Spartacus. He's going to get about 8 viewers. They may as well just bring Jimmy Kimmel on at 11:20 to say "Apologies to Booker, but we're out of time."

Say what? What's that? An voiceover-narrated hatred of women starring Humphrey Bogart?

Oh, Jesus...that's a scandal? Using bad language on the internet and making Catholic priest/pedo jokes? Seriously? Grow a ***** spine, people.

Awww...was it at least good spam, like a Nigerian Prince scheme?

Offs himself? Or "offs" himself?

I might tune in to see what hilarity comes out of Biden's pie hole...

Hair. She wears that head scarf pretty well, actually.

I wish the Babylon Bee had published this first, just so Snopes would rate it "false."

You sure? We have candy.

The current position of the Democratic Party is that it should be 1) much more common, 2) elective for the convenience of the mother, and 3) fully taxpayer-funded despite being elective. You don't understand why people care?

Read it again. That was in all kindness...it was literally all the kindness I possess.

You should visit PPP more often.