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McDermott must have retrieved those naked photos of himself that Vlad kept blackmailing him with

I guess God only watches pre season

To be fair, the hot weather always makes me horny as well

Apparently the incident was originally reported to the police by Robert Kraft, who, erm, just happened to be walking past the building at the time

Can't you just hook your TV up to your computer? Picture won't be as great but you can still watch it on the big screen

We're looking down on Wayne's basement. But that's not Wayne's basement. Isn't that weird?

True, even when certain guys (Reilly) shine in preseason it doesn't mean they'll make the 53 Bortles was carried to the AFC championship

when Allen started running I shouted "don't get injured!"

Jesus, Allen's arm is scary strong

Yeah, get Tommy involved early

Oliver got manhandled there, I expect threads of worry from people very soon!

Quick! Someone start another Tasker is Terrible thread

I have Youtube footage of Peterman in last years pre season opener all set to go if and when that happens I'm superstitious about guys looking TOO GOOD in preseason. I think of the mighty Lions who went 4-0 and then 0-16 in the regular season, or Spurrier's offensive machine in Washington running up scores on people and then looking like dog s**t when it really mattered. I'm sure there are lots of examples of great preseasons that have carried over into the regular season but I prefer guys not to look too great when it's all vanilla

I just want to see Allen launch a bomb and Oliver skull f**k and offensive lineman. I'll be happy with that.

Great post. Totally agree. I was thinking the same thing. I actually found that episode quite boring because the players just came across like it was all a big joke. Too many egos. Guys like that are okay when they're winning, as soon as the losses mount up that's when the rot sets in. Gruden just seems like he wants to be one of the guys. He's won a SB so more power to him but I'd be shocked if these guys ended up being a powerhouse this season. And that lazy waste of space from last chance U. You get a once in a lifetime shot and just blow it, such a waste. I much prefer the way the Bills run things. They have guys that like to have fun like Shady and Trey but they're not me first guys and actually act like pros for the most part. I really hope the Bills get to the playoffs this year because news of the culture is starting to spread around the league now and it'll attract more and more FAs with the right attitude to go to Buffalo. I'm actually shocked that Beane was ever interested in that egomaniac AB. The guy is a complete tool and doesn't even have any charisma to make him likeable

Just watched it. Have to say, I really don't like that Raiders team. Bunch of show-boating dickheads. I hope they have a miserable season, especially AB

I guarantee he'll feel differently when he's an old man. Those types always regret not seeing their kids more once they're grown up and have kids of their own

Not surprised. They say the NFL is a copycat league and that works for the media too. Not many of the 'experts' have the time to thoroughly research every team, so a lot tend to read what other have said and sort of base their opinions on that. Quite a few 'experts' have predicted the Bills to do well this year, and that's beginning to filter down to others now. I think by the time the season kicks off we'll be getting picked as a lot of peoples' surprise team of the year.

Personally I'm still waiting for the Alliance of American Football to finish. The season is taking forever

Rex would still lick them

It's pre-season. It's MEANINGLESS. It's mostly scrubs fighting for a roster place. It's vanilla. And yet I am still getting an erection just thinking about it! Everything seemed to be going so well for the him at that moment. He was young, happy and carefree. Once he's playing in Vegas and has renounced the Lord, taken up cocaine and blown his wages on hookers, he'll surely look back on that day, shake his head and think 'what the f**k happened?'

Can't believe that's 17 years ago. Jesus! Remember it so well - 3 TDs by Henry and then we lose on a kick off return in OT. I remember that especially well because fans were crying all through preseason saying the rushing game was garbage and Henry was terrible, then he went and had a great game and a probowl season

I had us down for 10 or 11 wins but it's all dependant on having a relatively healthy o line. If it ends up as a patchwork unit then I think that run in of tough games will kill us

"So, Terry, ever got a handjob off an Asian hooker?"

Well that sucks ass crack.