RobbRiddick

Removal man on the left: "Man, this is the shi**est statue of Dan Marino I've ever seen"

I must be immature by going completely off training camp and trying to come up with Native American names for random Bills players. So far I have: Shady: Spoils With A Tweet Zay: Nude From A Window Vontae Davis: Leaves At The Half Davis may be gone but is never forgotten. Oh, and to bring us back on topic, I am currently Smiles At the Depth

Throws With The Cannon

Love reading these threads at the end of a day with a cool beer. Great work to everyone who keeps those updates coming. As far as Allen forcing some stuff, it really doesn't bother me because I've always said that's who he is. I expect him to always have INTs, like Favre did (hopefully not quite as many as Favre). The key is whether he offsets the odd int with two or three TDs. He trusts his arm and has confidence in it, especially in the deep throws or when throwing across his body on the run. I hope they don't get in his head too much and make him cautious. Let him go out and rip it. If enough of them go for big gains/TDs then I don't give a ***** about him have more picks than Tyrod, even though the media seemed to love Tyrod purely because of his low int %. I like being aggressive, just don't turn into Peterman, Josh!

Why is always so fun when it's happening to someone else?

Jesus, I'm living in the dark ages. I still wash my ass in the sink

I once smoked a pop tart

True. Not everything is black and white either. A guy can love Florida or California or wherever during his down time, spending time at the beach and jumping in his pool, and still miss Buffalo. You love different things about different places. I think some Bills fans/Buffalo residents have an insecurity that comes from all the jokes about the city being boring etc. There are lots of former players who say they thought it'd be a dump before they went and then loved it once they put down roots, but they probably still felt happy when they went back to their hometowns or favourite vacation spots

Watched all 4 episodes now. Really great stuff, makes you feel closer to the team in a funny way. The standout for me is really Josh Allen. I'm probably concentrating on his bits a little more because I want to see how he carries himself, but I love his demeanor and the way he is with his teammates. He has the aura of a natural leader, I just hope that follows through to the field. One bit that really caught my attention was the autograph session where the fan came up and said "I really hope you're the guy" and Allen just sort of carried on with what he was doing. He didn't say "yeah I hope so too" or anything like that. It was almost like he has this confidence that he is going to be the guy, so he doesn't need to say anything. Maybe I'm reading too much into it but I've seen a hell of a lot of young QBs come through Buffalo since Jimbo retired and none of them seemed to have the same level of swagger and self confidence as him.

Yeah, I never used to like Sal but I do now. I admire the way he stepped up and created a career for himself doing what he loves. He knows his stuff and is never too biased

In a way I quite like this, purely from a tactical POV. As a coach deciding when to sit out certain players based on your opponent's strengths and weaknesses. Though I understand why a ticket holder would be pissed if they got one of the weeks when Allen wasn't playing.

Ironically, my penis is as big and shiny as the Lombardi trophy. Thankfully it isn't covered in Tom Brady's hand prints

How do you think Tom Brady won all his

I'd rather listen to the vacuum cleaner than Beiber

Yeah I had 11 wins in a thread the other month, and I'm usually pretty pessimistic. I actually think if Allen takes a leap in year 2 and we get a little luck, we could do what the Jags did a couple of years ago and get to the AFC championship. Seriously.

Terrible story. Even worse when the victim is not at fault in any way. It'll never make up for the loss of an arm or his career but I hope he gets a ***** load of insurance money so he never has to worry about money ever again.

I want a Hall of Insane where we can put all the loons. OJ, Hernandez, Lawrence Philips etc.

"I don't know, Tony... sudden weight loss" "AIDS???" "Nobody's got AIDS! And I don't wanna hear that word in here again!"

William Perry did the opposite when he retired

This has been the case for decades. Remember Marinovich's crazy father, or the Williams sisters dad, to name a couple. It's just people who feel like failures trying to live again through their kids.

Not to the player they're not. Helps a lot come contract time - $$$$$$$$$$!

I miss the days of real newspapers. It was a lot more fun reading a paper while taking a dump than a small phone screen. And you didn't get distracted by porn either!

Imagine guys running out the locker room and hitting the opposing teams QB over the back with a folded chair when the zebras have their backs turned

Won't mcD get confused having nearly 200 players calling him coach?

His former owner gave someone less fortunate a massive load of his own and got nothing but criticism