RobbRiddick

Ma boss took yo Jets down to da basement an' said stay there mother f***ers, youse ain't never gettin out. Bills be dancing on youse graves an makin that mormon you got playin QB wish his momma had neva spread her legs. You hear me now brotha?

Yeah, you can watch film and interview guys as much as you want but you can never see inside his head and get a look at how committed he is to the game. Plus, would ALL those undrafted successes been as good if they'd been drafted at all? You have to think the chip on their shoulder at not being picked at all really adds to the drive they have to prove people wrong.

Why is Charlie Chaplin talking about Allen?

Before the McD era, the most I was excited about a Bills season after the Kelly years was when Donahoe hot the open checkbook from Ralph and went out and signed guys like Adams, Spikes, Milloy and Bledsoe. I remember the day we signed Spikes, who I really wanted, and I was so hyped up.

Donahoe always reminded me of someone

Key for me is D-line pressure. If they can get after QBs more effectively the secondary will look far better than last year because the QBs won't have as long to wait for someone to get open.

A brave post! But one I agree with. Browns are a damn good team and if Mayfield continues to improve will be really tough to beat. They've also got the Steelers monkey off their backs and I'd be surprised if they didn't win that division with ease

This is the part of the draft I really love. Which one of these guys will become the fan favorite during training camp?

Hmm, color me unimpressed. Sure, it's a solid enough name that evokes a hard working insurance salesman ("hey, honey, Jack Anderson is coming over to tomorrow with those forms we need to sign") but it's a little lacking for a modern day NFL player. After the movie poster-worthy bombshell of WILDGOOSE earlier in the day I'm afraid Jack Anderson is a disappointing return to humdrum reality. The only chance this guy makes the roster is if he somehow earns a cool nickname, but I haven't thoroughly researched the young man's hobbies enough to see if there's anything that pops out at me. Final grade: F EDIT: I just ran this young man's name through an anagram maker and was given some alternatives that are worthy of at least being in the same room as Mr. WildGoose. Andrej Csonka cranked Sonja donnas jacker Jon ransacked Janka scorned AD canons jerk

Love it

ooooooooooooooooooooooh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah?

I think he goes OL or CB. I'd love a super speedy WR if any are there to be had

I can't decide whether urban is a cowboy, legend or a myth

Yeah the same thought did come to me but then I was thinking how many duds they've drafted through their glory years, plus even though they like to act like geniuses for drafting Tom, even Bill passed on him five times. It was a total shot in the dark that happened to win them the lottery.

Wilson creeps me out, he's like something from a teen Disney romcom and I'd bet my bank account he waxes his legs and bikini line. Saying that, he's gifted and though I'd like to laugh at the Jets, they were doing the same thing when we drafted Allen. With the right coaching and the right environment you never know what might happen. Of course it would be hilarious to see him fail so I can see the crying on gang green

I'll sure miss that cute, high pitched laugh

So Chucky was not happy about getting wood? I hope Mayock gets fired, I kind of like listening to him during the draft

3 reasons I like Rousseau: 1 - it rhymes with Gastineau, and Mark was a damn good player 2 - it ends with Seau, and Junior was a damn good player 3 - it rhymes with Larusso, and Daniel was damn good at karate "Gregory Rousseau is gonna play? Gregory Rousseau's gonna play!"

Excellent write up. I hate to say it but I am impressed with how the Jets are doing things now. A lot of mocks had them taking QB and then WR or RB, which would have been the splash, headline grabbing move. That's definitely what past regimes would have done but they got their QB and then went up to get a top lineman to protect him. With the Phins improving again and the Pats looking much better the East is going to be a real dog fight this season. I think a lot of the rivalries will end up split at the end of the season

I agree about the fans in the chair. Looked bizarre and when Roger walked out it sometimes looked like he was visiting a mentally disadvantaged relative in a nursing home

You get +1 for not saying "hear me out" but -1 for ending with "you heard it here first"

I love this constant stream of tweets we get this time of year. These insider guys 'hearing' all this stuff. What an easy way to get retweeted, just tell everyone you heard a team is interested in a player. You don't have to back it up with anything.

I trust Beane so much I made him godfather to my daughter. He'll be so pleased when he finds out

He should go to the Pats, he'll love 'hanging out' with kraft