Dan Darragh

Let's go Buffalo! Let's go Buffalo, again! Let's go Buffalo!

Haikus started up When Bills were at the Rockpile Or ancient Japan

It aged pretty well. Except for the part about the superbowl.

Shakir is this team's Beasley

What's wrong with Oliver? Did he ask for more gruel?

Miami week comes Only twice per each season 'cept for the playoffs

Damn, I'm going to be in Miami on Saturday but flying out Sunday morning.

I think he may be the true Beasley replacement. Diggs gets a game ball for getting tackled on the 1 yard line, ensuring my (first) fantasy championship.

Roses are red Miami is aqua We need to beat them Without their best linebaqua

What about Duke Williams?

Looks way better than Jimmy Carter

If we lose the SB with a kick wide left, do the two kicks cancel each other out and we get two Lombardis?

Some people reading this thread are saying "Wow, this is great, Go Bills" Other people reading this thread are saying "I can predict the future and I'm an expert football commentator. Not fair that Romo gets millions for what I could do much better for a lot less money." Just saying.

I'm so gullible I just went and checked that in the dictionary.

A year after Geno Smith got "Comeback Player of the Year" for coming back from sucking for his whole career, Damar at least represents a lot of personal perseverance and courage involved in not just experiencing a medical miracle, but actually doing what it takes to make an NFL roster. He could have hung it up and said enough, now I'll just live my life since I used to be dead and this is the better choice. The weirdest thing about this list is ... Jake Browning????????

In a way you're right, the odds were always either 100% or 0%. Same with holding a picnic on a day with a 42% chance of rain. But since we don't know which one yet, we enjoy dealing in probabilities and statistics.

and Jeff Tuel

I hate Wordle. Only Jets fans still play it. Apparently you've never seen page 6.

Sorry to say this but I think I read that Kim was responsible for uniform selection when she was well.

I would say 3% if we beat the Patriots. (Actually, that's not me saying it, it's the NY Times Playoff Machine, which is the only remaining valuable contribution of the NY Times to modern society.)

and a cheery morning to you too!

or if they do, the miss gets negated by a mind-numbigly stupid penalty

I can't believe I'm going to write something this stupid, but... I thought Shorter looked really good in preseason.