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It's honestly hard to fact check. It's just very believable

No because my family and work aren't entertainment. I'm annoyed we suck literally my only off day to unwind. And i'll be EXTREMELY annoyed if Beane is going nowhere with this. But I have no control over it, so until then I root for winning the Superbowl because I'm watching my favorite team in my favorite sport. I have control over my family and work front, I don't over a commercia league run by billionaires and star athletes and millionaire GMS.

I'm sorry man, i'm going to show this to everybody I know and take credit. That's good hustle. Does thinking you're the man against a vanilla defense translate to the Peterman that never found success otherwise? It's like doing something and learning from all the wrong reasons. "Heh, fooled that corner again on an out to win the game. Week 1 is gonna be.. EASY".

So I heard Edmunds is the youngest starting MLB (let alone delivering the plays) since the NFL merger.... Is this tru? The announcers are very uniformed about the Bills. Usually bring up the music City miracle and some "fun facts" an intern posts about Bills players Mind you I only catch the Nationally televised Bills game from Texas. They've played quite a few!

Listen I just fundamentally don't give a crap about the big picture. I care about enjoying Sundays, and let the big picture be Beane's job. I love the Bills and a good hard fought win. And we're clearly going places because we are already capable of it with at least a rudimentary offense. And we're in a position to have a better than rudimentary offense. And i'm looking forward fast forwarding 8 months. I'm just impatient.

Also dumb play. whatever he scored on the wonderlic should have serious impact on football IQ or Wonderlic IQ. He's has the worst Quarterback IQ I've ever seen. Does the worst possible decision every time. I can't say he's not the definition of a gunslinger though, just no arm but all the guts.

I already had my mental breakdown last year's Chargers game. Just numb to Peterman, still surprised we're not still saying "WE JUST DON'T KNOW HE COULD BE GREAT"

Hey we tried! McD is too good of a coach to let his roster tank. Those dudes are giving up, our guys are playing their ***es off Sunday. And then he turns around and plays Peterman. Don't let him and Beane ruin your career McD ?. You're letting enablers ruin your talent to lead trash to the playoffs. He's like a talented person that keeps relapsing. Take control! And get the best OC you can get and don't think about offense ever. Be the Sean McVay of defense and find your Son of Bum

Well put haha!

"to all da hatas: I have this to say..."

That's my point.

It's a written note to Mr. Peterman, not you. Think of it as a creative letter for our entertainment and not a shot at you. And it was funny and truthful. Why should I feel bad about a guy making 100s of thousands being god awful at his job? I'm envious of Nate. I don't. Annoyed he makes an insane amount of money for being so ungodly incompetent. Envious actually. Otherwise Totally agree with your post. It's almost as if McD trots him out there as an inside joke to himself. "Well game's over, y'all wanna see something funny?" Or he's tormented him for no reason by not releasing him. This will be front page ESPN crap. Again.

Maybe years later: Never4getPick6Pete And MAYBE Joe average pulls an amazing toe tapping NFL caliber play to prove he can do elite reciever stuff a handful of times like I see random guys do every week.. ?

Or an AB, AJ Green, Julio Jones, ODBJ, Michael Thomas, Steffon Diggs, Mike Evans, Tyreke Hill.. they're rare but they're out there.. would be great to have a dude that can make a game winning circus catch rather than just being happy Zay isn't dropping the ball.

You can draft a backup project at round 3, dump Peterman, get a vet and hope knowing Josh is not the only Quarterback on the team that isn't an automatic loss might light further fire from him. Being a quarterback on a team that could be punting games and knowing Peterman is the only competition doesn't lead to the best competitive intangible development.

He's almost impossibly stupid at the position

So true. Peterman picks extrapolated to full 16 game seasons would be like a 100. Nobody even knows which 5 I'm talking about. PetermanThrowsPicks13%OfTheTime PetermanIsStillInTheNFL PetermanThrowsALotOfPicks

"You saying Jesus can't hit a curbeball?"

Rams

He needs a Hopkins! Does a ton for a quarterback to have an ounce of trust in SOMEONE to make a fantastic play for him. I want to call Thad out of retirement! (or whatever he's doing)

The positive is that my screenname will be relevant for at least another 6 weeks. Was about the change it to something more relevant.. like TreWhiteForHOF

Don't you want a DeAndre Hopkins? Makes a major impact on an offense. I do like Zay these last few games too.

Needs to be an "I love you for doing this" emoji. Look forward to these posts more than anything on TBD

Hahaha this.. is awesome.. it's the most reasonable explanation at this point, and I'm not being sarcastic whatsoever.

This is the most depressing future I could possibly imagine. I'm guessing your just writing a fantastic dystopian Bills future alternate reality. Kudos if so that could possibly the worst thing I could ever imagine happening.. and also impossible to happen. IT HAS TO BE or X-Files cigarette smoking man is STILL pulling strings because he HATES the Bills and, fittingly, is a pure evil character Belichick IS cigarette smoking man! OMG pure abject evil ?