BigDingus

Man... I was so close.

This was a close, hard-fought game. Here's a pic showing our win probability throughout the game... either that, or Houston's heart monitor after the doc pulled them off life support.

What, no respect for what Davis Mills did for us? Rude.

Crap, back under 200 yards rushing lol

Just to keep it entertaining, I want to see Trubisky attempt a FG kick next. Or put Ed Oliver out wide & throw him a pass!

Amen brother!

Josh's big game hype level. First game of the season, Super Bowl darlings, him as an MVP favorite, fans back in the seats, etc. Given the way he played, he was too amped up & overly excited. It's probably his biggest weakness, but I can't blame him, I'd be amped up too.

Coincidentally, that's also what the top pick is praying for...

We're 4 games in & he hasn't suffered a concussion yet, so I'll take that as a minor miracle.

We know Josh gets overly excited & amped up for big matchups. The Chiefs D could be ranked 32nd in the league in pass defense, and they'd still give us a hard time. DON'T JINX US!

Do it every week until we can cover the dome fees.

If they can find a heart donor in time.

Don't forget his gadget guy, QB turned WR with the funny name! 😉

Cut Knox! That catch was too easy & beneath him. TE is our biggest weakness. BOOO HISS!

Rumor has it Brian Moorman's leg has officially retired after years of abuse. Moorman now walks around with a peg leg & likes to wear an eye patch to impress the ladies.

🤣 I'm dead.

The real purpose of this game was to get Brandon Bass his streak back. C'mon, let's get to half a dozen today!

Just when I was beginning to get excited again, friggin rain has to show back up.

Yeah, it's really fun watching garbage teams be able to keep up with a Super Bowl contender.

It's amusing there are still people that think an open stadium is an advantage to Buffalo... Time & time again it hurts the Bills, but fans still want it that way.

St. Josh the really big dude who looks even bigger in person

Bills - 0 Texas - 70 Tyrod Taylor magically disappears from the IR list, manifests himself into the game via some kind of portal that appears on the field, then proceeds to go 10/10 on passes, for a total of 990 passing yards, 10 TD's. The Bills continually pin the Texas on their 1 yard line, only for Tyrod to heave miracle bombs, as from heaven itself, a full 99 yards in the air to WR's standing in the Bills endzone untouched. "Hail Mary" is an understatement, as the visage of Mary is seen guiding these receivers to the endzone, through defenders, and through time itself. With 1 second left, Tyrod looks at the statistician, gives a wink, and watches as his 990 yards turns into a perfectly round 1,000 yards passing. And just like that, Tyrod slowly begins to fade away into the sunlight, just as a fart drifting in the wind. Then Davis Mills trots into the game to kneel out the final second. Bills & Texans fans gather to hug, hold hands and sing praises of this miraculous day. Nobody ever hears from Tyrod ever again, but his name remains permanently etched on the IR list for all time.

Follow-up Tweet: "DEAR GOD WE'LL TAKE ANYTHING WE CAN GET! PLEASE SHOW US MERCY!!! Hell, we'd suck a **** for a tie right now!"

Problem is no amount of revenue the Bills make will cover the expenses for the stadium. This has been proven time & time again with other, more highly valued, franchises. Nearly all the money goes to the owner, and the tax revenue generated doesn't ever get close to a fraction of what it cost to build the thing. And that's fine. I think the Bills are too important to the region anyway. Considering how much people pay in taxes towards things they get no value out of, might as well put some taxes towards something you actually do get to enjoy. I'd rather pay to keep an NFL team in town that I care about than many other things my taxes go towards.

Well Teddy Bridgewater is on pace for 4,600+ yards, 23 TD's, 0 interceptions & 17 wins, so beat that!