1ManRaid

You sound like the kind of guy who puts "If you're here, I've already won. Never taken an L" in their Twitter bio and likes their own tweets.

I'm not sure what part of "the event we sold tickets to no longer exists" requires a plan to refund. My guess is they're asking their lawyers if they can legally get away with keeping your money and instead issuing credits for a future purchase from them.

To be fair, at this point you have to specify WHICH Bills game in Detroit that week lol.

Random note, I had a weird dream this morning thanks to this thread. The part I remember is being in a small crowd and this incredibly sexy woman asked OP's question in a very suggestive tone that implied sexy times if you could answer. I gave the answer, and she started schmoozing up to me going on about being sooo grateful for my help until her friend said that my answer was wrong. Hot chick got super dejected and started walking away as I vehemently objected, then I woke up. You wouldn't happen to be a hot chick by any chance? 😄

I've never been so righteously angry, yet impressed.

Nah, it's on the rim of the glass like salt on a margarita.

You're fun. Wanna grab a drink? Of bleach?

I heard he once thought about playing safety as a kid, good enough for me! GITTERDUNBEANE

I was hoping for a fair catch free kick there.

Then call the phone number listed on the site to find out.

Some day people will realize they publish the entire list of Bills Backers Bars only a 5 second Google search away. https://buffalobills.formstack.com/forms/bills_backers_chapter_list?utm_source=bills&utm_medium=website&utm_content=page&utm_campaign=bills-backers

I found it dubious they didn't show the critical holding penalty on the final drive. Then Sauce was holding and grabbing Davis all the way down the field on the final play. Before the game I was telling people Sauce is the new Stephon Gilmore, looks better than he is because he gets away with a ton of illegal contact. It's supposed to be an emphasized penalty this year but he keeps getting away with it.

Continually from the Friday before the season opener.

He didn’t get outmuscled, he had the INT clean and landed on top of the receiver. Terrible call.

I'm guessing you've never actually been to a Bills game. You'd have your answer.

Those are the ones you marry, not have fun with.

I can honestly say it's the deepest an attractive woman has ever been inside me. Recovered or not, I'm not missing the games, including the trip to Detroit. Going without booze while I'm on the painkillers is a sacrifice I'll just have to suffer through. I've been to multiple games on crutches, I'll live through this.

...no...? Kidney stone removal, too large to treat with either medication or that sound shock wave stuff to break it up. Had to send a laser up the sensitive bits to the kidney to blast it.

Working on your emotional stability would do wonders on that front.

Thanks. Unfortunately those oral medications ended up not including the stuff specifically meant to ease the pain of passing concentrated urine and clotted blood through a freshly shredded urethra. Regular painkillers (Tylenol 3s now, the percocets made me sick) will have to do.

I...I just...sigh. I guess that's already on the internet now, forever. No idea why I thought I'd be in any condition to be playing table tennis today. I'm just glad to have gotten this over with in time for my "no driving or long car rides" 2 week recovery to clear for the 11 or so hours I'll be on a bus for the day trip to the Thanksgiving game in Detroit. I guess I'm glad the worst most painful couple days of my life got to put smiles on a few faces lol.

Just woke up from surgery. My pee hole hurts. I'm going to play table tennis later today and then watch the Bills tomorrow. I'm hungry and this ginger ale is pretty good.

DID YOU KNOW STEFON DIGGS PUT UP ZERO YARDS OR RECEPTIONS VS JAIRE ALEXANDER?????... ... ... ... ...(because he defended other receivers)...

Yes, but that depends on the surgery actually happening in a timely manner. It was supposed to happen yesterday. It was supposed to happen earlier today. It's almost 9pm now with still no solid word on when it's happening and nobody knows where the surgeon is.

I'm just hoping I'm out of the hospital by game time. Kidney stone surgery was supposed to be yesterday, got pushed back to today, now I'm just laying here with no indication of when it's supposed to happen and it's past 5pm on Friday.