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i had one from an online date years ago. i think it was someone from match.com. i was in my early 30s and she was maybe 24/25. We messaged online, exchanged numbers, and the dirty texts began. figured i had gotten lucky and was going to have a fun night. well, she came over and things were a bit strange. she was really playful, but almost in an angry, aggressive way. even punching me in the shoulders/arms. along with that, she brought her own booze. not just the booze, but a set up...mixers, limes, etc. multiple bottles in a bag. ok. why not? we just hang out, making drinks, and she's getting pretty drunk. at one point she disappears into the bathroom for 10 minutes or so, and comes out completely out of her mind. cranks the music to the point i thought the speakers were going to blow out. dancing around, rambling on. this goes on for about 20 minutes, then bam! she passes out. dead to the world, can't wake her up, out. then the panic set in. here i am, a guy in his early 30s with this young girl completely busted in my house. nothing good comes from a scenario like that. i stopped dating randomly after that.

Stats do not lie.

NaCl-ty.

Do you even have to be angry towards jokes Scotty? My wife would refer to him as a, “catastrophic thinker”.

You’re saltier than the rim of a margarita glass. (These doing anything for anyone?)

You calling someone mad is like Al Sharpton calling someone preachy.

this answer is angry in itself.

he said i wasn't. now i'm kinda bummed.

what do you think made scott unhappy? there has to be a back story here. no one is that salty without a back story.

now i have to call my accountant and find out.

you want some pepper with that saltiness?!

is it me or are there a lot of overpaid tight ends?

you mean the two that you saw?

i had 3. scott did not approve.

i can tell you a fun story. nothing crazy, but it amused me. we were drinking at a pub called flattery's, and decided to place our order. while one friend was ordering, another friend shouted out that the guy ordering would like a side of *****. we all giggled and went on drinking. when we got the bill at the end, sure enough we had been charged for a side of *****. one penny. the filter hurts. think about the skin that surrounds certain man parts.

it doesn't matter if it's right...if it's angry, scott is putting it out there. he really did just throw that out there.

scottlaw has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to drops. he's salty and stern.

i tend to find this board is into fat shaming.

i don't know. -20s. what the ***** kind of question is this?

so...how stereotypical are we going to go here? it will determine how much i want to put into this thread.

I consider myself a #1 wr too. See how easy that is?

Gross.

oooohhhhhhhhh!

now i'm going to talk like this rest of day.

this actually make me more angry that what was going on before.