i can tell you a fun story. nothing crazy, but it amused me.
we were drinking at a pub called flattery's, and decided to place our order. while one friend was ordering, another friend shouted out that the guy ordering would like a side of *****. we all giggled and went on drinking. when we got the bill at the end, sure enough we had been charged for a side of *****. one penny.
the filter hurts. think about the skin that surrounds certain man parts.