Ridgewaycynic2013

I suggest that the other 31 teams send Jones gift cards for the place Reid gets his chicken nuggets. Then Jones shows up for training camp out of shape, overweight, and with high cholesterol.

>>> "Cigarette?" <<< "Yes, I know..." 🤔

The 'gin mill' my dear old dad used to stop in for a post work beer gave out Kessler whiskey football preview guides. I can't remember if they covered the pro games, but college ball predictions were compiled by conferences. Probably put together by a bunch of sportswriters 'liquored up' on free Kessler. 🤔 * Hey, when Pops would come home with Slim Jims and the Kessler football guides, it was Christmas in late August. 😁

The title is clearly spelled out, but did anyone else read 'Quintin Morris' but immediately think 'Quinton Spain'? 😳 * This time, he gets nothing more than a Timex. 🤨

That's why they're billing you for 'cognitive therapy'. The mental gymnastics required to figure this out. It is good to hear that you're getting better.

Unbelievable? Perhaps. I am waiting until one of the pundits proclaim it to be 'inconceivable'.

Many of whom consult:

I thought the Bills 'Billy Battsed' him. Check down around Angelica, NY.

Half the nonsense I post is based upon 'wrong takes' off a thread title. Too much 'Goon Show', 'Monty Python's Flying Circus', 'Police Squad', 'Airplane!' in my formative years.

South Coast Cookhouse in Crystal Beach always had a good selection of beer and ale on tap.

I really think the Bills need to see what Le'Veon 'Levon' Bell is up to. He likes his money. 🤔

Wait a minute. No more than 2 years ago we decided RBs were a 'dime a dozen' in today's NFL. * 🤔

But could you have reupped? An HR director a few years ago asked if I might be back, when I was leaving for a new civil construction project. "I think I have had enough of you, and I am sure you have had enough of me" was my answer.

Agreed. I always thought Russ Brandon was fired, so too those senior Sabres executives a few years ago that were carousing on the town. Seems more like Shula's contract expired.

As fast as Diggs? If he hasn't gone on two dates with two girls at the same time, he ain't fast. 🤨

See if you can get the Magic 8 Ball that Goodell uses to assign conditional draft picks. 🤨

Edmunds extracts one final coup de grâce on his TBD-TSW enemies. "Take that, you jive turkeys!"

Compensation for the shame Jimmy G brought upon the organization by dating Kiara Mia.

That's rather personal. 🤨 He always wanted a maroon uniform. 🤔

Do not pull his finger.

Nah. No offense to your choice of player, I was remarking on the nickname. The Bills need an an 'Exterminator'. 'Exterminator Elam'. 🤔 Or a T-Bone.

Andy Reid goes vegetarian. Frank Perdue has nervous breakdown. End of the dynasty. * (Yes, I know Frank is running a KFC in Hades.)

Trade deadline is 4 P.M. today. * * * Think the Rangers might be interested? 🤔