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Ridgewaycynic2013

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  1. Coins: Under cushions. Empty PBR cans: Under couch.
  2. The mall said they weren't going to release that...🤨
  3. Couldn't draft worth a s***. Apparently, bad at embezzlement as well. Maybe Khan lets him work the debt off as a coach? 🤔
  4. One of the Beane boys checking for spare change. Maybe the Bills get Mike Collins and Goldie Gardiner for a 'begathon'? 🤔
  5. "Hey...why is all my office furniture and clothing being loaded on that UHaul?" S. McDermott, April 2024. (Just waiting for you bozos to call for this.) 🤨😁
  6. You're all missing the underlying scheme of it here. Thanks to getting his coconut binged a couple years back, Tua's ripe for signing for the veteran minimum, as long as there's an annual 'Samoan Selebration Day' at Hard Rock, and he's featured in the next Ace Ventura movie. * That Ross is a sneaky bastage. 🤔🤨
  7. Eff that. Just let Khan host a couple more London games. (Teams will be randomly selected by Commissioner Goodell. Can you see it coming? 🤨)
  8. Been listening to too much Shtupp on WGR.
  9. "It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice." A****** 🤨 * 😉😁
  10. Some draft mavens could f*** up a one car funeral. 🤨
  11. Jameis Winston 'fishing expeditions'? 'Short sheets' roommates beds? Orders $50 of burgers at the drive through, then pays for it in mixed change?
  12. Right up the Bears' alley. Where do they sign?! 😁
  13. "You're nothing but a bunch of Mel Kiper wannabes!" * "You probably can't get dates, so you make up football drafts!" * Mocking enough?
  14. I still think Fangio's refusal to 'do the Waddle' did him in.
  15. I read 'Commanders' in the thread title as 'Commodores' 🤔 🎵Cause you're once, twice🎶 🎶Two times a head coach🎵 * Check back in a few years, see if I end up rewriting the lyrics.
  16. Reasons for the above: 1. Fills out forms well. 2. Uploaded resume on employment application. 3. Didn't freak when application required Quinn to then list his past 6 jobs, his duties in them, and why he left the position.
  17. Tooth whitener for his brother Wrecks. 🤨
  18. This just in: Michael Bolton interviewing in D.C. 🤔
  19. Less people to have to pass the doobie to? 🤔
  20. Minute by minute, the civility of this thread seeps away.
  21. There is a fair amount of fan generated Etsy crafts out there, as well as officially licensed merchandise.
  22. And that's $8.16 in your pocket that's not in theirs! 😉😁
  23. Do NOT put the squeeze bottle of chipotle mayo in the microwave just to heat it up a bit to induce flow. Stuff gets everywhere. 🤔🤨 At least it had the decency to wait until I retrieved it and opened it.
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