Maybe he's like Les Nessman catching the fly ball in right field. Gets so excited over the action, he closes his eyes. ๐ค
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Could be worse. He could pee his pants. There was a kid on my son's 8 & 9 year old baseball team tended to do that if the ball was hit to him.
I hope the 'Ghost of Probability and Statistics' paid you a visit after reading that supposition. ๐คจ
Thank you for diplomatically saying what so deeply needed to be said.
Drive through takeout windows are becoming very popular for this. Unscientific research on my part shows donut shops have the most to gain from reporting this activity. ๐ค
"There he is, officer, slumped against the wheel. Now that's a dozen glazed?"
Define 'fit'. ๐ค๐คจ
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As for the eligible players, I think Bills Mafia should market those ubiquitous red plastic beer cups with pictures of players they think the team should go after in free agency. They could sell them as 'FA Cups'. Apologies to Taylor and Moore.