Ridgewaycynic2013

Too guddam many media sorts think a Tweet can now replace a long form news article.

Did you want to borrow my Blue Mountain Greetings dot com password? 🤨

Ironic that the 'thank you' reaction for TBD-TSW involves potent potables. 🤔

🎶 Skyy hopes, 🎵 They've got Skyy hopes🎶 🎵 High apple pie in the draft hopes! 🎶

You would prefer the active player be part owner of a different team?! 😁

OK, CLOSE TSW DOWN FOR THE REST OF THE DAY. * We have a winner. 😁

I think Brady has 'Fitzjersey envy syndrome'. 🤔

Their Lenten fish fry was adequate, weekly bingos seemed to have small payouts.

If Blossom's friend 'Six' could be named after the number of beers pre-conception, Skyy does exude a certain logic.

🤔 Why, indeed!

I think the clerk at the birth registrar's office stutters.

That's 'breaking' my heart! 🤯🤬😁

Heard it from the ever accurate Eagle insider Merrill Reese...🤔 * And yes, this is a disguised Ertz thread. 😁

Russ Brandon thought he was a cap wizard, until he went looking for his New Era telephone extension. 🙁 * "Please spell the last name of the party you are trying to reach..."

That picture of Whaley looks like a freeze frame of Norberg from the end of a 'Police Squad!' episode. 🤨 (No, not Nordberg. Norberg, AKA Peter Lupus.)

You forgot the Jets! 😠

Martin Biron. A psychological warfare pick. * Doo meenoots ov MarDEE dalging, an dee udder deem be lahk "wad dee fug iz diz guy zaying?! Tabarnak!"

That was Urban Meyer.

Maybe they need a 'Conrad Dobler' type. Play with soiled pants, flatulence at will, biting opponents? Overt violence usually results in penalties against your team, although in a 'Gronkowski level incident', it is welcomed. How about finding the fan that beaned Fournette with the beer can a few years back? If I remember correctly, McDermott was down there ready to open a can of 'whupass' on Lennie.

1. Limited edition New Era cap signed by their executive board member Russ Brandon. 2. A New England compensatory draft pick is named after the contest winner.

I worked for a 'freezer plan' type of company back in the late 70s, delivering preordered frozen foods to customers' homes. We had a good customer base in Rochester, and all the WNY stalwart brands didn't fly there. At least once a month after doing deliveries in Rochester, it was over to Zwiegel's on Plymouth Ave to schlep back to Buffalo a supply of their four major types.

It does have that certain 'je ne sais quoi'. Maybe you should ask for today's membership dues back? 🤔😁

Gun magazine in the door...'Better Homes and Magnums'? 🤔