"Hi...it's Carl from Cheektowaga... I keep calling, but you guys keep hanging up. If we know this, why didn't the Bills start Trubisky against the Texans in 2021. They broke his confidence! I'll hang up and listen."
Must have been a good batch of coffee this morning...I read the thread title, and immediately tinkered it for Travis Henry: 'Henry impregnating in ___________________'. (Fill in city of your choice.)
Code for Madden:
1. Never fly anywhere.
2. Get a quiet play by play host like Summerall.
3. Only use tough actin' Tenactin. BOOM!
A coworker used to protest "If I can't take it with me, I ain't going!"
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(He was wrong.)