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Ridgewaycynic2013

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  1. Is that a Freudian slip, an 'auto correct' correction, or it's meant to be that way? πŸ€”
  2. Giving new meaning to the phrase 'throwing a f*** into them'. 😁
  3. I am cursed. πŸ™ I have no idea what I did to it, but my left knee swelled up the last few days, and I am hobbling around like 'a crippo', as a former coworker from Northern Ontario used to say. πŸ™ But to add insult to injury, after two years of luckily avoiding it, I just was subjected to McCartney's 'Wonderful Christmastime'. πŸ˜–
  4. Joe Namath and Suzy Kolber set the bar for that, didn't they. 😁
  5. Next thing you know, Ryan's 350 lbs. and the 2023 version of Brendan Fraser.
  6. Most other QBs: Gifting scooters. Philly QB: Gifting luggage. πŸ€” Must be how he got 'Hurts' the other day.
  7. But Dak doesn't cry.
  8. No, you have to order it separately. You get: soup, entree, dessert. Milano should have put the balm on.
  9. This looks like a job for... (ducks into phone booth) ⭐️QB from the draft class of 2018!⭐️ There should be one or two of them kicking around, shouldn't there? πŸ€” When the class came out, it was hyped like it was Marvel's 'Avengers'. As it turns out, some were a lot closer to 'Mystery Men'.
  10. 'OJ Unintentionally slams the Kardashians!' * Based upon rather loose translations of street slang, for a moment I thought he WAS 'boinking' them again. πŸ€”
  11. Excessive noise complaints from neighbours. They thought it was someone being beaten; it was actually Jackson screaming over the final play of the Raiders-Patriots game.
  12. Staff: "Better put in Wilson, Coach!" Saleh: "THE HELL YOU SAY!" 😠
  13. An old technique to keep someone from reaching for their wallet...πŸ€” * I worked with a heavy industrial vehicle mechanic who had a separate shop onsite, with its own office and storeroom. It's also where Andy parked his impressive roll cab toolbox. Anyone entering there was under orders from Andy to be clapping the entire time. 😁
  14. "He was just ahead of his time..."
  15. A career in politics could be on his horizon. 😁
  16. OK, does this opinion now make him 'Wrong Josh'? πŸ€”
  17. The only decision Kraft is currently contemplating: Please select one: 1. Loyalty to Bill Belichick 2. Loyalty to Patriot fanbase 3. Buttercup Lotus Blossom (aka Freida Wang, Jupiter, FL)
  18. Watching too many original 'Miami Vice' reruns. Emulating Edward James Olmos's 'Lt. Martin Castillo'. There was a badass.
  19. I don't know, man, he kinda funny.
  20. Now you have me wondering...πŸ€”
  21. "Hey, Wrong Josh...meet Matt Milano!"
  22. Sammy gets a nomination in the 'Fragile' Frankie Merman category. * As for only played for three?! Donate those jerseys to the Hall of Ignominy, Benito Mussolini wing.
  23. "Bills Mafia, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day."
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