Ridgewaycynic2013

For a pro athlete: Best ability? Availability.

🎶There's a voice that keeps on calling me Down the road, that's where I'll always be. Every stop I make, I make a new friend, Can't stay for long, just turn around I'm gone again🎵 🎶Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down, Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on. Down this road that never seems to end, Where new adventure lies just around the bend. So if you want to join me for a while, Just grab your hat, come travel light, that's hobo style.🎵

Yes, but you're an accountant...🤔😉😁 Mostly: 🎶 Feelings... Nothing more than feelings...🎵

You have to have a minimum number of snaps and playing time and TD passes to qualify for the Fitzpatrick Award. I don't care how many effing jerseys he has. 🤨

The forum has been on a WR nostalgia kick the past week or so, especially since Brown and Beasley re-signed. What's CJ Spill'em up to?

That forum has a lot of threads, but I did luck into one that made me believe that 'Matt Patricia Patriots 2022' is analogous to 'Rob Ryan Bills 2016'. Not at football coaching skills, it's regarding being banned from 'all you can eat' buffets.

🎶 "Here's the story..." 🎵

DC Tom really needs to volunteer as a sideline coach for the Patriots after that play. Cut those pissants off right at the knees, he would. * EDIT: Only after he has a word with Buffalo's Cam Lewis. 🤨😁

He's probably whining to the league office about 'bad spots' for receivers' forward progress. 🤨

No, that's Harry's tackle of Matt Ryan. * 😁

"I was trying to order dog food. Dad must have thought it was a play from the booth!"

Sometimes Rome is a lot like an SNL skit. Stay with the 7 minute skit, just say no to the Hollywood movie.

No. Although the Chiefs had a slightly higher percentage probability of securing the #1 AFC position up until this past weekend's games, the Chiefs did not control their own destiny regarding the #1 seed. Bills were first to secure an AFC playoff berth. PlayoffStatus.com for current projections.

Could be a diner order: "I'll have the Pitch 6 and a double side of Mac Crumble..."

Packers with a bullet! Now a 3% chance of postseason playoffs! And Rams officially eliminated.

"And you'll be the first lop eared varmint I skewer for pointing that out!" * 😁

The league really went downhill after Urban Meyer.

Whatever they are offering for playoff odds, I hope you bet the 'under'.

AFoOCDT clearly says three. (Amalgamated Federation of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Types...)

"The hell you say!" 🤨

Not only unique, it probably has a hula dance dedicated to how it's prepared.

Sounds like a cheese shop order.

He would probably call up Stevie Johnson, to borrow his 'why so serious?' T-shirt.

Nah...full statue: