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Ridgewaycynic2013

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  1. "Drunk?! Drug test?! Judge not, lest ye be judged!"
  2. Yes, but it's not alcohol, or bud. It's the raw, unadulterated power of being an NFL coach. Power, POWER...POWER!!!
  3. I knew getting rid of Robert Foster would shake this organization for years to come. ๐Ÿคจ
  4. Pood mee ahn dere! I zhow you good RAHdeeoh! MarDEE Bee
  5. Babysitting Ayla June McDaniel wasn't in Gesicki's contract. ๐Ÿค”
  6. You don't have to be fast to catch this:
  7. Clay feet, stone hands towards the end. No, it was already announced he's just reducing his workload by two days from the normal five... * ๐Ÿ˜
  8. His 'being on the outs' in Miami is all Gesicki's doing. First day of training camp he pantsed the junior waterboy, then discovered it was really Coach McDaniel. ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ
  9. Good trade. Imagine the defense that could be assembled using those picks. * ๐Ÿ™„
  10. A few mishandled snaps by Haack, and it will be:
  11. Although probably best placed in the 'Tua impressing in Miami' thread: PREVIOUS MIAMI HC: CURRENT MIAMI HC:
  12. Well, now we know if we need to find Sherlock Holmes, he's probably hanging out on a Giants message board.
  13. Gettleman is still looking after equipment ordering?! Guy could screw up a one car funeral. ๐Ÿค”
  14. Ah dink ah go-wing do bee de nexd go-hozt wid Jeremy wen OW-ard reedire. Urz droolee, MarDEE BOOron.
  15. Don't fret. For a while I thought it was: F*** It, F*** You. ๐Ÿ˜
  16. And immediate lock for the HoF, first year of eligibility. After all, a distinguished son of the Crimson Tide. The virtual embodiment of the 'Guns of Navarone'.
  17. I'm guessing your auto correct mangled 'free agent', but there's just as good a chance that Ford will be selling Fords as playing football in not too many years.
  18. Plus, we might get to see get run over a few times...๐Ÿ˜ * ๐Ÿ˜‡
  19. Also gives message boards something to spin themselves silly over... * TJ Yeldon inactive again?!? ๐Ÿ˜ณ
  20. Maybe Progressive still has an 'in' with advertising in Cleveland. ๐Ÿค” * "Lost your best tenant? Place looking a bit shabby? Remember Progressive Landlord Insurance when considering that 'less than perfect' potential renter!" * (Just then, Deshaun Watson drives up in a UHaul...)
  21. Agreed. A least a letter of rejection tops showing up for work / practice, and finding you no longer have employment. * "Hey, my 'swipe in' card for parking won't open the gate!" * "My name and number fell off my locker cubby. Can you have Maintenance attach a new one? What?!" *
  22. Q: "Who's the fellow up front with the wheel chair, pre boarding? Two baggage handlers just carried him up the boarding ramp." A: "Haack, just being cautious..."
  23. Deify them here on The Stadium Wall. ๐Ÿ˜
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