Ridgewaycynic2013

When 'Dunkirk Don' approves this message, I'll believe it.

It's the final nail in the coffin for the 'we want a dome!' movement. "Can't have a roof! It might fall on the fans!" * 😁

And for HC? 🤔 * WGR already had a jingle written for Sal Capaccio. Maybe a TBD-TSWer as a 'HC of the Week'? 🤔

"OK, I'm nearly finished with that..."

Desperate times call for desperate measures. 😁 * Actually, knowing that your backfield teammate is about to be obliterated might be sufficient to motivate an 'OLRB' hybrid player. 😁

Tom Coughlin always did a mean 'Richie Kotite' imitation. 🤔 Agreed.

Bashing Boogie Basham?! Balderdash! 🧐

Job interview transcript: Rams staff: "What makes you qualified for the position?" Wendell: "I told the OC and HC not to do that!!!" Rams staff: "You're hired."

At least until week 2 of next season...😁

Wut?! 🤔 * 😁

🎶February made me shiver, With ev'ry new thread I'd deliver🎵 🎶Bad news on the doorstep, I couldn't take one more step...🎵

'KNOWS ALL, SEES ALL, HEARS ALL' * And shares with no one...

Parody threads are frowned upon. Unless you mean 'parity' and were sabotaged by your predictive text program.

'Bride the First' (as I refer to her here) was her high school valedictorian, and sixth months later suffered traumatic brain injury that left her with impairments the rest of her life. Aphasia was one of those effects of the injury; a speech pathologist maintained that English then became a foreign language for many with strokes and TBI. Years later, she endured 15 years dealing with breast / bone / brain cancer before her passing, and many doctors and support staff marvelled at her strength and determination. "Cancer is an inconvenience, compared to TBI" she always maintained. Sincere best hopes for anyone afflicted by the effects of stroke or brain injury.

I still don't see why the fifth round pick has to be from Arizona. And does that apply to the pick's school, or state of residence? 🤔🤨 * 😁 I know...New England gets a conditional draft pick because I asked...

"All day, every day, no problem..." 😁

'OBD Hears the Fans' Voices: Beane Out, Whaley's Back!'

Only one thing to do with him...print out his resume, and point him in Irsay's direction.

Whether or not Oliver is gold or fool's gold is a secondary concern. The OP should be titling corporate PowerPoint presentations for a living. 😁👍💯

Worse. 'Donner Party'.

Can't wait for the combine and the draft! 🎵There goes John Michael Jingleheimer Schmitz! 🎶 * If his agent is schmardt, he'll hire an 'oom-pah-pah' Oktoberfest band.

Felt here in Ridgeway, Ontario. Very similar to when the nearby quarry blasts, but far too long, and way too early. Blasting always done in the noon hour, it seems.

A 'step skipper'?! 🤨

Two mixed drinks: Take two forty ounce malt liquors, and add four shots alcohol to each. Drink quickly.

I live in Canada, and would occasionally bring home a case of 'pounders' from the States, just for variety. 😁