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  1. Ridgewaycynic2013
    I was thinking they'll probably take him out behind the barn with a 12 gauge and put him down. Only third string, ya' know. 😁
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    Why? They're using wheelchairs? 🤔
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    OP has been a member since 2004. Never crossed paths with DC Tom? 🤔
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    White smoke from a Dolphins' chimney yet?
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    Eagles my ass. Jets probably called Rodgers, but Johnson thinking it's a 'done deal'. Slipped the lights guy a C note to light up the building. 🤨
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    Ed rides a horse. A very old insult is "f*** you, and the horse you rode in on." Ergo, I think the Bills should keep him because of his uniqueness. Let Beane find other tires to go kick. 😁
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    And the horse you rode in on. 🤨 * 😁
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    Whoops! Wrong emoji! Typed 🤨 when I meant to type 😁.
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    The Geno Smithers are strong among us...🤨
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    Remember how the Roman Empire took care of GM Julius Caesar on the ides of March. 🤔😁 * Maybe the Patriots can spare Matt Patricia to replace Moore? 🤔
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    Could bring a certain spontaneity to the team, couldn't he? 😁
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    Must be that witch-AY woman putting the cheech on SF. 🤔
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    You got the 'awesome' reaction for the pun. Not the sentiment. 😁
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    So, if we get Al Pacino's Lt. Col. Frank Slade (Scent of a Woman) to punch Alec Baldwin's Blake (Glengarry Glen Ross) in da mouf, we make it to the Super Bowl? 🤔
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    Do that for your O line, and then you'll discover how all your 'smaller, faster, lighter, kinder, gentler' D linemen are getting hurt in practice. 😁
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    1. Holds the crying towel. 2. Readies the 'clipboard of excuses' for the line coach to forward to higher ups.
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    Cold. When we find you at a band gig with a beach umbrella inserted emphatically in your rectum, we'll remind you of this.
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    Thoughtful essay on the OP's part. All I've got is this board continues with its weekly quadrophenia. 😁
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    No Ertz. No NFC title. 🤨 No Utz, either. * Also, check the celebrity sighting. I had heard it was 'Lacey Jane Brown', the noted female impersonator. 🤔
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    I'm just walking our many members down Memory Lane, when they were all 'gaga' that Ertz was coming here. 😁
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    Whom do you suggest? Merrill 'Ertz to Buffalo' Reese? 🤨
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    EDIT: Will have to coach him to go "Woo Woo Woo!" whenever he's running a gimmick play.
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    "Nobody fakes a 'Hail Mary' like NPeterman fakes a 'Hail Mary'!" ™️©️®️ * 😁 So that explains Kelvin Benjamin's reasoning. 🤔
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    If Wendell proves unsuccessful in the role there, the league can just award a compensatory draft pick or two for the Patriots' trouble. 😇
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