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Ridgewaycynic2013

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  1. Now I have Tom Waits' 'Romeo is Bleeding' as an earworm...๐Ÿคจ * I could have sworn I made this post earlier.
  2. Stage name. Real name was Jam. ๐Ÿค”
  3. Well, then we won't suggest the time honoured favourite in the morning, kippers. ๐Ÿ˜
  4. For that reason, Buddy Nix would have had the Bills go by way of LA, Hong Kong, and Istanbul. Fortunately, the accounting department would have kiboshed that.
  5. "Always drink in a Bass house." Dave Allen, c.1970. Always reminded me of an English muffin that hasn't gotten stale yet. You can actually eat one of the sumbiches without toasting it. ๐Ÿ˜
  6. Change the 'g' to a 'y', and you can go argue the point on a MLB baseball forum. ๐Ÿ˜ AI has nothing on me. ๐Ÿ˜‰
  7. You might have to settle for a packet of crisps (cheese and onion) and a pint of Reliance Pale Ale. ๐Ÿ˜• * I wanted to say 'Watney's Red Barrel', but that hasn't been brewed in the UK since the 70s. ๐Ÿ˜•
  8. I am disappointed this hasn't shown up yet:
  9. Step up?! Synopsis: "No such thing as a trap game, blah blah blah..." * Should the unspeakable happen: "Told you it was a trap game!" ๐Ÿคจ * Thus sayeth 85% of the board. ๐Ÿ˜‡
  10. You just 'Garry Marshall' the whole situation. When they canceled 'Joanie Loves Chachi', Garry just reabsorbed the characters into 'Happy Days'. ๐Ÿ˜
  11. All in favour of SoonerBillsFan changing their ID to 'Admiral Ackbar' say 'aye'. * ๐Ÿ˜
  12. Jauron would still be trying to figure Allen out. Williams wouldn't be impressed. So unimpressed that he would be leaving rubber mats all over, and sneaking up behind Allen with an air horn. Marrone would be similarly apathetic about Allen's abilities. Mularkey would have just suited up and assigned himself to the practice squad as TE. ๐Ÿ˜
  13. You're really Cliff Clavin, aren't you? ๐Ÿคจ
  14. Buffalo Bills Analytics Department:
  15. Put OL and DL players in straitjackets? Then we'll see if there are holding penalties. I'm still figuring out what to do for the WR / DB holding and pass interference problems and non-calls. ๐Ÿค” When your nickname is 'Danny Dimes' you answer to no one. ๐Ÿ˜
  16. Hook that imbecile (RG) to the back of a truck, and someone start driving. A truck with no brakes. ๐Ÿคจ
  17. 'Free beer in the press booth, today only!'
  18. Works cheap. Owner Spanos is cheap.
  19. He has no guramba?! Every time you lie, a Patsfan's heart breaks. ๐Ÿ˜‡
  20. Dolphins charter (GTI8087, Atlas Air) just airborne. That's a big bird. Just passing over Eden.
  21. Beached himself. Call Greenpeace.
  22. And Allen and Diggs rubbing Miami's collective noses in it by pantomiming the gesture.
  23. What song is she known for singing? ๐Ÿค”
  24. Think about it: Win = talk to happy drunks. Lose = talk to sad drunks. That's why they're cranky. ๐Ÿ˜
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