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So ej has an odd passing stroke and this guy has a great looking stroke and two beautiful deep balls... You must REALLY like this guy!

The lockers have been cleaned out. Coaches and players are getting off planes reuniting with family. Golf clubs are being shined. Another disappointing season in the books. One bills drive is dark and quiet, with one exception. On the third floor in a tiny cubicle there's a glow of an IBM think pad with little man with thick horned rimmed glasses and an egg shaped cranium. That little man is none other than Michael Lyons, head of the newly founded buffalo bills analytical department. You see there's no pictures of wife and kids in michaels cubicle. Just a small sketch of michaels tiger striped kitten, appropriately named "Decimal" which he affectionately refers to as "Dezi". His project of the night, creating a comprehensive spreadsheet on the cost effectiveness relating to using sugar packets in the concession stand condiment table verses twelve ounce sugar dispensing containers. Michael knows Mr. Brandon needs these results by the end of the week. The pressure is enormous. The only break he gets is to prepare a bag of microwave low sodium popcorn. He knows the low sodium popcorn is 7.45 % less likely to cause hypertension. It's going to be a long night. Be sure to check in next week with the Buffalo Bills analytics department. Next week Mr. Lyons will be focusing on the cost effectiveness of purchasing athletic tape in 100 count cartons verses the standard ten pack rolls.

This is interesting. EJ, Vick, and Lewis. Best man win. All similar styles. If Vick doesn't win the job hopefully the old vet can teach ej and Thad some tricks of the trade. They just have to throw him a bone.. As long as they lock up the border collies..

Blake Bortles Buffalo Bill haha

So we franchise him, he refuses to sign it until august, then his foot condition flares up again. Hmmm

I think he's overrated personally and I'm still calling bs on the plantar facilis. How quickly we forget. A smooth talking snake to the media but make no mistake about it he wants out. I'm concerned about searcy or leonhard back there too, but at this point if there's anyway to fill a different position with a solid proven o lineman or wr via trade I'd jump on it. Create a hole but fill one. Second rounder would work too but unlikely IMO. Third rounders too risky we don't wanna draft another Meeks or duke with a third. We can't play the holdout game with this guy again this year. Tag him and shop him shop him and hope to drop him.

Don't worry the callers will be thoroughly screened. We can listen to Doug ramble on about schematically and obviously and ya know say nothing for another hour.

Was this firing the big shakeup chris brown has been hinting at? OOOOO!!!!

I wish someone would ask Russ if it's legally possible to void the Toronto contract. Should we assume it is since he gave the ya ya ya I'll evaluate it...

Hacketts gonna coach the wide receivers now too lol

Maybe big daddy had two ladies at the crib that needed taking care of... Heck I'd be late too.

Stick with both what? Whiskey shots and beer chasers?

Houston comeback was definitely blacked out. We had one of those giant satellite dishes back then and everyone came over. Strange how after a couple years people took the success for granted. Kelly was not playing which didn't help. After 14 years if the bills were in the dolphins position the Ralph would have rockin fo sho, So yes, their fans should be ashamed.

I'd like to add hogan to the list.

Please refrain from using the word "wetness" twice in one post. Ur getting rob's house too exited over there.

We really need to keep crossman. Our lack of depth and Chris hogans tackling skill was the problem. Bla ha ha ha. Just kidding!!!!! Doug must replace him ASAP ...it's still 110 percent for firing him!

I agree with every point you made. First and foremost I agree with replacing crossman. Punt return team makes me sick. Do they ever hold up the gunners? Leodis has a history of being successful returning punts and I can't even think of a good one he's had this year. And the penalties for blocks in the back are like clockwork. Punt team isn't much better. Doug has to know its bad. Replace crossman. I'm warming up to the idea of a dedicated qb coach that works specifically on technique. If we had a seasoned vet and ej maybe it wouldn't be that important, but heck we have three very young qbs here. Has ejs footwork been improving? How bout Thad and ejs ball security in the pocket? Accuracy and reads improving? Two running qbs, have they even perfected sliding? Counting on Stevie in crunch time is not a good idea. I don't like how he shows up his qb. Granted I like him better than graham. Sorry I'm making old obvious points. Just trying to kill time before the game starts..

Someone in a previous thread refered to it as getting kiko a wing man. A true inside lb. I like the idea. However I think o line, wr, and tight end are more pressing needs right now. When free agency and the draft roll around and the right guy is available to fill any of these holes, do it. We don't care what holes are filled in what order.

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Training staff reported they are going to use the super absorbency padding on Brady's injury.

Release the hounds! Hit him high hard and often. He gets very skittish and starts throwing it away. Even if they call three or four roughing penalties it'll be worth it.

I hope tommy doesn't catch a cold.

These blokes in here that think EJ is rubbish really draw me ire. All think they can be cheeky of EJ, gives me the collywobbles. You can all bugger off. Just because EJ fell arse over tit and hurt his knee. EJ still has the most impressive John Thomas on the whole bloody squad even without a stonker. I think ur all off ur trolleys. Bunch of tosh! Ej will reveal his twig and berries next season and everything will be tickety boo! You can bet ur sweet Fanny Adams.

Looked like 50 yard lollipops to me..

What has a smoother texture, the football or Sandra bullocks face?