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Whooda thunk Roethlisberger would even pretend to care about women?

OMG she was going to piss on you before she chopped you to bits? Or was it after?

Maybe Beane thinks the Steelers suck. Personally, I think they will be very meh.

I answered that with regard to CFB. In hoop I also don't really have a favorite but am thinking of going with the Globetrotters. Do you know anything about this Washington Generals outfit they seem to play a lot?

At any point in time was Urban Meyer made aware?

Then you may want to skip this week's throw down with Louisiana-Lafayette.

1. If we did sign Perriman do you think we would cut Benjamin? It would be Foster. 2. Alabama's schedule came into play when you asked about where you should look for jokes. I answered a question that you wrote.

This thread started out being about Perriman but you felt the need to jump in and defend Dropsie McGee. You wouldn't do that if he played college ball at Auburn. And good news!!!!!! The committee has awarded a playoff spot to Bama in 2019, 20, 21, 22, 23 and 25. It's a shame they'll be required to earn it in 24.

I have bad news for you regarding Senator Kennedy.

Maybe look up the Alabama schedule, because it's a joke. It's on Google. Arkansas State gets a chuckle, La-Lafayette keeps it hilarious and they're rolling in the aisles when Citadel is the encore.

You left out ".....who can't catch".

Cook got beat out by a guy that got cut. That's really hard to do. And we all survived reading about him for two straight years.

It's a joke that the Bills are rated last but the Jets at 31 is pretty stupid too. Both teams are far better than Miami IMO.

Cuz ___ Sux Fill in the blank.

We need more undrafted guys who can't catch.

Oh for Pete's sake.

Always and never propositions are uncommon...rare even. Do you have any practical advice for something to always or never do? I have never heard anyone say "I zagged when I should have zigged", so I would say just zag all the time. Zigging seems to lead to issues.

The 4th line above refers to sitcom math. The 5th was on display at the Kavanagh hearings. Something new: Not Yeti

WTF Dude. Dat's raysis. Oh wait, did you mean Roberts is the only non bald dude?

Hauschka you come to that conclusion?

That's because of your weird tastes. Kelly Osbourne, Thurman Sewell, and the nerd computer guy for the matrix, aren't just obscure, they don't even do the same things. And only Sewell even wears a helmet. And I hate to break it to you but the stretchy guy for the fantastic four isn't real, he is an actor.

Losing Preston Brown for Edmunds has moved us down past roughly one third of the league aggregate? I find it interesting that they project the worst records to be 6-10. Are the best 10-6?

2 questions: 1. Does anyone think that ESPN has ever once ranked an NHL, NBA, MLB, or NFL team that made the playoffs the previous year as last overall when making predictions the following year? The only one I can think of as a possibility is the Florida Marlins a while back when they had an all out purge. We lost Preston Brown, Eric Wood and Tyrod Taylor. This is just ridiculous and based on nothing. 2. If last year's roster played for another franchise, let's call it the Titans for argument's sake, had identical 2017 results and made identical offseason moves to us, would they get moved to 32 by ESPN? That is highly doubtful to me. Their rankings are uniform dependent. It's the Bills so 32. Titans, move them to 22. Steelers, they'd be ranked 8. Jets? 14. Cards? 26. Pats? Next 9 Super Bowls are in the bag.

So at least 6 more teams?

If you concede White then we have the average number of top 100 players. Still, that may not be the best way to judge. How many Pats in the top 100? Please take into account that Pedelman is missing 4 games. He wasn't interesting to the Cowboys and they have a strong line. They saw enough to not even give him a PS spot. Common man. Teams have cornerbacks.