Bills:
Tre White has two game winning/game sealing plays, one of which happens in post season
Knox makes the Pro Bowl
Dion wins NFL Man of the Year
Ed Oliver throws a touchdown pass
Rest of NFL:
Trouble unexpectedly brews in Eagleville and Siriani barely survives tension with multiple players
George Pickens does something that makes Ron Artest look like Ghandi
Every team in the AFC South goes 0-11-6; the division winner via tiebreaker wins their first playoff game by beating the Chiefs
Taylor Swift dumps Kelce for Diggs
Non -NFL:
In a surprise move, the Cleveland Guardians change their name to Cleveland Redskins and the Washington Commanders become the Washington Indians
TBD bans and/or tariffs the use of snooty British phrases like “as ever”.