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I overheard some people talking about how ugly the typical Canadian looks and there was disagreement. One of the people said there are some very sexy Canadians while the other people laughed. I decided to let Google decide. I started to search for "Canadian sex symbols". You know how Google fills in suggested searches? When I got in "Canadian sex" it filled in "offender registry" as the first suggestion and some similar terms next. To be fair, in the sad world of 2018, this would probably be true for just about any country. It was the next few suggestions that showed what Google thinks of Canada. "Symbol" was nowhere to be found. What did it suggest after "Canadian sex"? "Act with maple syrup" is what it suggested. And people complain about the idea of a border wall.

In truth he hasn't earned an IR spot.

Wait a minute. Bellichick has operatives Down Under? We're more screwed than I thought.

Dear Commie, We see what you did there. Try harder.

There is a Bon Jovi tribute band? What's next, a tribute to elephant piss?

They should re-name it "Bob Kraft is a Fat Drunk" stadium.

Enough people voted for Trump to elect him. End of story. Your desire to "look up to" the president is not realistic nor is it the intent of the founders. He is not Kim Jung QB. Personally I do not like Trump and am maybe 60/40 in favor of his policies. The best thing about Trump, and probably the reason he got elected, is because he is at least somewhat from outside the "swamp". The reaction to him has exposed plenty and people's eyes are more open to crap they knew existed but never actually saw. Manafort is an example of this not just because people in his position enrich themselves all the time, but because he himself was doing it and nobody had an issue with it.......until he worked for Trump. Unlike Greggy, I think the deep state/swamp whatever, will win and it'll all go back to the status quo. But at least you can plead ignorance to their proclivities for corruption because there will be plenty of Comey's around to help keep things quiet. President Cuomo has several lackeys in jail behind him but don't worry, nothing to see there.

I'm pretty sure, you doofusses, that the OP was talking about either that priest from Buffalo or Spider-Man and not some moron drummer from 1928.

He seems to be getting stabbed in the back a lot.

He was never the QB he "once was" because Kim Jung QB is the bestest there ever was. He never made a mistake.

Was he touted only as a comparison to players selected with him or after him? Or was he touted compared with previous great prospects?

I didn't criticize him for looking rusty in preseason. I merely gave a tip of the cap for a half a season's worth of excusing in advance. And I think Luck is a good dude. I don't have any problem with him. I just find the 1984 type treatment he gets very odd.

What do music and the Utah Jazz have in common? The post Malone era sucks for both.

That's what I'm saying. Those movies were crap so why not just use the hotter twin?

I guess. She was in a movie with Keanu Reeves back then and her twin sister was in it too. I know they are twins, but the other one was hotter, albeit a terrible actress.

I agree with his premise that most people are actually good people. But it is naive to assume that people can't become bad, either by being taught directly or just being surrounded by it. They put themselves in a position where the numbers games was more likely to work against them, and it did. Being surrounded by naïveté and assuming everyone is kind, was something they learned, either directly or because they were surrounded by it. Bad combo. Reality is reality whether we want it to be or not.

Agreed but I can't fault him for those three. It seems clear that was Rex's dream trio.

That's the spirit. He gets half a season to have excused suckiness and still be the greatest draft prospect of all time. And this after a full year of European treatments.

The last line above. Invert the last word. What just happened to the broad who accused Weinstein? Oldest trick in the book.

He said "Love Me Do" was actually written by Ringo who had an obsession with poop. It's real name was "Love Me Doo". Gross but we all knew Ringo was weird.

Some moron coach made them pick Lawson, Ragland and Washington. Rob forgot the dude's name.

He "dominated" the worst division in the history of football.

I don't know that I would call him bad. He was simply supposed to be the greatest player drafted in 50 years. He has not been anything approaching that but the narrative cannot be changed. Kim Jung QB must not be criticized.

While we realize you have no use for Newton, Bridgewater, Mahomes, Jackson, Taylor, Watson, Wilson, and Winston because they aren't as good as Connor Cook, Blaine Gabbert or Blake Bortles, this thread is about excuses for Andrew Luck. Please feel free to start a thread about why you hate Cam.

It seems to be a good time to start this with the Colts preseason game being featured on MNF. He was hurt last year and got European treatment which took a while so there was really only one 2017 excuse and no need for a thread. The 2016 thread was a doozy with everything but the Loch Ness monster being blamed. All arrows seem seem to be pointing up for 2018 but I'm sure there will be some reasons for the turnovers and 4th and 1 incompletions to wide open guys. I think the leading candidate is that the Titans, Jags, and Texans are all much stronger than the last time he saw them. Then again, Brisset swept the Texans.