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I really needed to revisit deadspin's "why your team sucks" Quarterback edition, and very few things have changed from 2013: Your quarterback: Jeff Tuel. THE UNDRAFTED JEFF TUEL OH MY GOD THIS YOUNG MAN IS WILLING TO WORK HARD. Think about how desperate you have to be at QB to start Tuel, sign Matt Leinart, and trade (TRADE!) for Thad Lewis. Why trade for Thad Lewis when you can make your own out of felt and Elmer's Glue? We haven't even made it to the regular season yet and already the Bills have already seen one of their QBs have surgery and another end his career. Because that's what happens if you're a QB and you go to Buffalo: your life ends. Of course, Tuel, Leinart, and Lewis are all stopgap solutions for the Bills, who are waiting for first round draft pick EJ Manuel to get healthy again. Take it from someone who roots for the NFC's equivalent of the Bills: Reaching in the first round for an injury-prone Florida State QB rarely works out. Seeing Manuel perform well in the preseason represents the best part of the Bills 2013 season. We've already passed the summit. Nothing but Tuel and empty bottles of LaBatt Blue for the next four months.

To be honest, I would take Losman. I think he wouldn't do too poorly

I see you guys tailgating when i'm walking into tavern for games. it's looks awesome. you wouldnt happen to know (be) the dudes who used to go to jackalopes and were asked to take their fandom elsewhere?

it's 0.7 miles. and no, herns, the service and beer have not gone downhill. it's the same place it's always been. and, really, a windowless bar annexed to the back of another bar doesn't have really far to go downhill from its original iteration. I'll be there at 4:30 as well.

I'll be at the game as well, trying to figure out a game plan as well, though I live in charlotte. the tailgating can be fickle.

You can tailgate if you wish. the best part is that they don't have a centralized lot, just private lots around the stadium, so getting out after the game is fairly efficient. I would say, if you can, either grill in the parking lot or swing by tavern on the tracks get some food and some beer and head back to the car for another one or two before the game.

hopefully we get lucky with no rain, but that won't happen. i may just watch the second half at tavern on the tracks

I will be in attendance, raging with all of the others who defected to Charlotte from WNY.

Boom, I really missed your pro prose

In the time of Vines/Snapchats/mobile video, why aren't more quick highlights tweeted?

I'm not trying to ruin my own honeypot, but I go on ebay/etsy and buy two "vintage" items a year. Sometimes super bowl tshirts or 80s zubazs or a corduroy baseball cap or something cool and unique. You'd be surprised what they have, and people always comment on the stuff. They have an Adam Lingner signed tshirt, to jump right into obscurity. http://www.ebay.com/itm/vtg-80s-BUFFALO-BILLS-signed-AUTOGRAPHED-ADAM-LINGNER-soft-SZ-S-/400748238876?pt=US_Football_Fan_Shop&hash=item5d4e74d81c

::breaks lower leg::

i think we have different definitions of iconic.

I've spent too much time in Greenville/ECU...that's another PIrates......firrrstttt downnnnnnnnn arrghhhhhh

interesting comment about Dareus only making 7 plays out of 269 plays on 3rd down. i wonder how much truth there is to that, and is he counting the fact that on some plays Dareus probably occupied an extra lineman so others could make a play.

i thought the JUGS machine was making all of those passes...

does anyone else feel like, "okay we can clearly see that Sammy is ready, now can we please shut him down until Chicago"

I've never seen someone so vehemently defend a sports talk radio show. who cares what other people think about it, unless you have a vested interest in the show. do you?

What's with all the Buzz Feed style click-bait lead-in titles these days? Robert Craft's Top 10 Secret Tips, Wait Until You See #4

http://deadspin.com/buffalol-1457705401

"this is a third and 10..."

Listening to that comeback audio, I can't believe they gave player of the game to Christie ha.

This is great!

There are like three clips and the rest are interviews. I was looking for more play by play stuff.