Jauronimo

The girl in the back isn't even trying to make it look believable.

Hows his neck?

Compete was fine last night. Too many mistakes on defense and for all their possession the Sabres have not generated enough quality scoring chances. In the defensive zone, we have a bunch of puck watchers. Joker and his partner were both playing the same guy and no one picks up the man coming down the slot. We see that same goal again and again. Collapsing 4 guys down low and generally being in the right vicinity is not the same as defensive. Its incredibly frustrating watching teams generate so many chances from the slot while our offense finds no time and space except around the perimeter. - Dahlin's WTF moments have returned as he basically handed Toronto two shorthanded breakaways. - UPL played himself out of position pretty badly on the last two goals against I thought. - Tage continues to impress me with his effort and playmaking night in night out. Hes a one man show most of the time. Skinner is playing like he got back together with Ralph. Tuch is mostly useless. - Cozens has really taken a big step this year. He's playing with so much more confidence. I really liked what he brought to the PP. Its not showing up on the score sheet but I think its a matter of when not if he starts tallying goals. Love the kid line with Cozens + Peterka. Quin flashes some skill but lacks the athleticism to do more. - Fix the PP by firing Skinner into the sun. Our PP would be improved if Skinner just turned and fired the puck at his own net every time he touched the puck as it would save the time it usually takes for him to force another pass through the middle with no pace that gets picked off and sent the length of the ice. I don't know how Granato tolerates it. No one can make a controlled entry but Tage. Tuch tries but thats a turnover or he gets a shot off from the outside that is instantly sent the length of the ice. Really not impressed with Tuch or Skinner this year.

Especially since they haven't practiced all week due to a light dusting and a case of the sniffles

The Sabres play no defense. I don't know how to even assess the goaltending with the number of high quality scoring chances they face a night.

Ok. So are we ignoring history and inventing a new narrative for Reid? Reid has been a head coach for 23 years has a 3-6 record in Conference Championship games, a 1-2 super bowl record, and was commonly regarded as a guy who just couldn't get it done until Patrick Mahomes happened to him. Now Reid is the class of the NFL and a guy who has been at the helm for 1/3 the time is the new Andy Reid?

I believe Jimmy Brissett led offenses have scored a total of 7 points against Buffalo in 3 career attempts. Shutout in New England 2016, 7 points in the infamous snow game in 2017, and shutout in Miami last year. Am I missing a game?

Serious question. Has a Jacoby Brissett led offense ever scored a point against the Buffalo Bills? We blanked him in Miami last year, we blanked him in New England years ago. I looked into it and Brissett was actually the Indy QB during the infamous snow game. Indy scored 7 points. Looks like in 3 outings, Brissett has led one scoring drive vs. the Buffalo Bills.

Reid went to 4 straight NFC Championship games and came away with one super bowl loss. He was fired in Philadelphia because he was seen as a guy who couldn't get his team over the hump. Philly fans called him the worst game day coach in the league. His clock management was some of the worst you've ever seen and his3rd/4th and short play calling drove everyone insane. That was the story on Andy Reid until Patrick Mahomes happened upon him.

100% as sarcastic as I can possibly be. But let me turn it up just for you... I want them to trade Josh Allen for whatever they can get and invest all the proceeds into this defensive line such that no one is ever fatigued again. I don't care if we even field an offense and lose every game. Just give me the perfect Dline and I am as content as can be. Are you blind? How did you not pick up on it even when I told you it was total sarcasm?!?

He's like 6'2" but pretty short where it counts if you know what I mean. Hardly a giant but not a midget if that helps.

We're getting run on again and its a direct result of interior DT play. Epenesa is a liability in setting the edge. Pass rush has mostly evaporated the past few weeks. I have not seen Phillips making much of an impact. Groot is out which has hurt. Dline play is decent but I'm not seeing the return on investment lately.

Big Turk is a serious guy.

What did this guy do to you?

Was he completely naked? EDIT: **SPOILERS** I read the article and he wasn't naked.

Oh, you really don't understand sarcasm. I really couldn't have laid it on more thickly had I tried.

When assessing a defensive line its not the results on the field that matter. Its all about cultivating mass.

What part of that bothers you?

And Sanders and Beasley who totaled 120 or so catches for 1,300 yards and 5 TDs. Thats a bit of a difference if we are getting picky...

How're we feeling about this Dline in week 11?

Found him.

I know I should be concerned about only one healthy NFL caliber receiver but then I gaze over at the defensive line and see 20 guys all fresh and ready to play their 15 snaps this Sunday and all my troubles drift away. ***** thats a sweet rotation. If we add a guy who can stop the run next year I can die happy.

I would think defenses having to respect run and pass in the first half and being up by 3 and 4 scores in the second half is a determining factor in these numbers.

I think we're all wondering who the f@#$ is LeGoatski. The suspense has been killing me. Personally, my brain says John Leguizamo but my gut says Pauly Shore.