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I thought it was collar bone break the way he got up clutching at it. I backed off the ledge after watching him walk comfortably into the tent. No way he would have been walking like that with a separated shoulder, collarbone, or a dislocation that hadn't been addressed.

The media love affair with Lamar Jackson is keeping a lot recovering Mayfield addicts busy. The last thing they want to do is encourage anyone to piss on the Lamar parade by pointing out that hes still primarily a runner. You do NOT want to talk about how Lamar has the fewest passing yards of any QB outside the hash marks to his wideouts and is almost exclusively getting it done with his TEs. You definitely do not want to suggest hes a runner first and passer second. No idea why. Completely agree. I see a few parallels between Russell Wilson and Squawks. He was SO close to being benched while the team endured long stretches of offensive futility. He made clutch plays when it mattered and was backstopped by a historically great defense. A few lucky bounces, some hail marys, and a great defense kept the Ws coming and bought him extremely valuable time to develop as a QB.

Depends. Do we have anything in common? Whats her astrological sign?

Lasik?

I'm sure Gore and Lorax would love it.

ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION??

From what I've been told, women hate the commercial because: 1. The girl is already hot and thin. She has no weight to lose and they resent her for her looks and scoff at the idea that she would ever be uncomfortable exercising at home or in public. 2. She seems nervous at first, so obviously its because her husband is forcing her to ride the bike and enforcing some unattainable level of beauty/perfection while hes probably a slob himself. There's no other explanation for her nerves, because, well, see above. 3. There is no difference in her appearance at the end of her training regimen because she was already hot and thin.

I propose they make a Peloton commercial with a whale of a woman who is married to a smoking hot dude who is always trying to convince his fat tub of a wife to get off the damn bike and eat some gravy but she doesnt. Because she loves her Peloton so much! And then he leaves her.

Truth. Even watching the replay in slow mo it was hard to see when he released the puck. Did he slip shot between the D-mans legs and still the pick the tiny hole in the corner ?

Would you say that their method of winning was unsustainable in first half of the season?

I find it extremely hard to believe that the video undershorts would only be interested in the Bengals sideline at the expense of the plays on the field. Unless of course an Advanced Scout just watches sidelines. Both scenarios do not make equal sense when the innocent scenario requires a film crew that is paid by Robert Kraft to unwittingly make all the wrong moves at all the wrong times and, by sheer dumb luck, commit the exact same transgression for which they've already been caught, convicted, and punished. Meanwhile, the guilty scenario only involves repeat offense from known repeat offenders. The Pats have thumbed their nose at the league for over a decade. This is a pattern of behavior for an organization that institutionally looks for advantages outside of the rules of the National Football League. Why anyone would give them the benefit of the doubt is beyond my comprehension.

The interview with the advanced scout was done before kickoff. Why was the "independent crew" employed by Robert Kraft still filming from the booth after the interview was concluded and why was the subject of this filming focused on the Bengals sideline?

Do you consider Kraft Sports Productions to be an independent 3rd party production company?

Why does he have ANY footage of the Bengals sideline? The interview of the advanced scout was reportedly over before kickoff.

Flatter trajectory gives the DB an advantage too. No way to defend those Russell Wilson or Tyrod moonshots that fall right in the basket.

When reports surfaced that the tape was of the Bengals sideline the entire first quarter despite the fact that the interview of the scout, which was the reason for said Patriots employee to be in the box in the first place, was over before the game even started.

Did you check their credentials? Are you sure they weren't "rogue" operatives sent by the Patriots to steal our tailgating secrets?

Primetime game, against the Yinzers, who are playing their 2nd and 3rd string offense, to clinch a playoff berth. There is no NO WAY we f@#$ing lose this game!!

Greg Schiano. Look him up. He coached the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and was known for his situational football acumen and highly aggressive defenses. Schiano revolutionized the way defenses counter the victory formation and is to this day considered a total ####### by everyone including his own mother.

Whats the name of the one thats printed on human skin from plus sized women? Very limited edition. How Full is Your Lotion Basket? Something like that.

From what I've heard from married men TMJ, headaches, and chronic fatigue are all brought on by suggestions of intercourse. FWIW.

"I don't why Eli got benched in the first place?" says man who hasn't watched the Giants play since 2015.

I'm surprised it took until week 13. Most of their fans went the above route week 2.

The Schiano School for How to Alienate Your Peers and Piss Off Everyone.

If I'm McBeane I'm lining all the helmets and team caps with tinfoil and sleeping in a Faraday Cage which I believe gives me strange sexual powers.